❝ everything is perfect, baby ❞
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affairs, lust and a four year old child never go well together, and when david walliams' skit of being in love with simon cowell unexpectedly snowballs into more, he learns that it's impossible to have perfection la...
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• DAVID • 1 week later
I watched as he shifted uncomfortably at the kitchen table. He winced as he moved his neck, spooning at his cereal irritably. "Are you okay?" I asked. He nodded. "Sorry," he mumbled, "my head's killing me."
"What's gonna happen today?" I whispered.
The truth is, we hadn't left the house for a whole week, and it was now Saturday, which meant live shows.
The days had been full of binge watching TV shows, nursing Simon's head to recovery, and... well... let's just say making the most of the time we had together.
The nights had been full of dealing with attempting to take the photo down from the media, failing, eating take away food and lots of kisses.
"I- I don't know, David." He replied, rubbing his forefingers on his temple. "I want to tell the whole world, Simon. I want everyone to know I love you." I told him, full of meaning and emotion, sipping on my water. "Then lets." He agreed. "What!" I exclaimed, spitting out my drink. "Let's do it. Let's tell everyone, now." He exclaimed, grinning. "Simon, what about Lauren?" I asked, worriedly. "Let's tell the world." He confirmed, bringing out social media.
I typed a quick tweet before looking up towards him for reassurance. "Are you sure about this?" I asked softly. He nodded, smiling warmly.
@ DavidWalliams Yes, I slept with Simon Cowell. Yes, he's my boyfriend. Yes, I'm gay. Problem? ;)
My phone binged with the sign of a retweet, from Simon. My heart swelled with pride and I looked up at him. He smiled a pure, genuine smile, before I jumped out my chair and hugged him with all my might, kissing his lips firmly. I grabbed him by his hips and pushed him onto the couch, feeling him smirk under my stance. I hovered above him before whispering, "God, I love you..." and falling on top of him, the both of us a lustful mess.
• AUTHOR • PLEASE DON'T HATE ME I KNOW IT WAS SHORT. Lol, I'm really annoyed because the kids next door have not stopped screaming for an hour so I can't focus on an update.
So to fill this chapter I'm gonna show you some cute Damon stuff I found over the last day!
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;) hoping to see more of David's antics like this on the live shows... there's so much hate they cut out in the auditions :(
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Just saying, it's either the lighting or David has a hickey on his neck ;)) #DamonConfirmed LOL
Sorry if I annoyed you with this spam. Byeeeeee -damonfan2
