❝ everything is perfect, baby ❞
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affairs, lust and a four year old child never go well together, and when david walliams' skit of being in love with simon cowell unexpectedly snowballs into more, he learns that it's impossible to have perfection la...
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• DAVID •
I walked towards him, people around us smiling, cheering.
The whole world knew what that woman did to us. Incase you hadn't figured out what had happened, on the first night of the live semi finals, I was grabbed and dragged away from Amanda and Alesha by management, and then threatened by this woman. It was her all along. She was apparently 'in love with me'. I'd barely ever spoken to her. I thought she was a psychopath, but she was now behind bars so I had nothing to worry about.
Everyone congratulated Simon and I, their champagne held in their hands. As I approached his figure, taught in a black suit, he grinned at me.
He gripped my hips and kissed me, in front of the hundreds of people. "You look utterly gorgeous, David Cowell." He told me. My stomach exploded with butterflies, yet again, just at the mention of my new name. Wedding banners were hung on every wall. There was only one thing I could reply with.
