❝ everything is perfect, baby ❞
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affairs, lust and a four year old child never go well together, and when david walliams' skit of being in love with simon cowell unexpectedly snowballs into more, he learns that it's impossible to have perfection la...
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• AUTHOR • Please check out the trailer for this book. If you have twitter, my account is @ Damon_bgt, the tweet is pinned to my profile.
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• DAVID •
I stared at the piece of paper, shocked. "So... Who was it?" I asked, dumbfounded.
He shrugged his shoulders, confused.
"You know how Alesha was crying today?" I asked.
"David! How could you think she'd do this?" Simon exclaimed.
"No no, of course she didn't. But do you think it could be something to do with this. The same person could be bribing her with photos?" I explained, echoing the thoughts currently sat in my mind.
Simon considered the thought, raking a hand through his badger like hair. I smiled at him.
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"You're so cute." I teased as I sat on the desk in front of him, about to go on stage. We were sat in his office, suited and booted.
Tonight, was the first night of the finals.
I wore a white shirt, white trousers and white suit jacket, along with a black bow tie and a pair of smart boots. Simon wore a white shirt, long tie, black trousers and a black suit jacket, along with shining shoes.
"You're so annoying." He retorted, smirking as he checked his hair in the small desk mirror.
"Gorgeous." I commented at him as he walked towards me.
He nodded his head. "I know." He replied, grinning.
"Cocky?" I asked.
"Always." He confirmed.
"Maybe okay will be our always." I replied, laughing at The Fault In Our Stars reference I had just made.
