Malec one-shots sometimes chapters

Group Texts 6

Alec in normal
Magnus in bold
Clary in italics

Hi

Clarissa

Bad time?

Yes!

Am I interrupting something?

Yep

Okay then

Some time later...

Magnus

Mags

Maggie

What?!

My phone was going crazy because of you

Sure

Sure?! Alec, I'm trying to sleep!

Go to sleep Biscuit

I'll try

Clary

What

Nothing

Grr

Clary shall not be disturbed up to 48 hours or less

Alexander

Hm?

What did you want baby?

I love you

I love you too

And I'm not feeling well

Come here

No fever, you're fine

Are you sure?

Definitely

I'm bored

Movie and cuddling?

Yes by the angel

Next day

Grr

Clary?

Jace just broke up with me, finally!

..you're happy?

You shouldn't be happy from a breakup

He was getting annoying. Besides, I'm going to try to have Simon mine

Yes! Simon would be a better boyfriend for you to be honest

I know right

Can the loft get any hotter?!

You're hot? I'm cold

Yes, I know I'm hot

Mags!

That's not what I meant

Mhm. And you Alexander, can you get any more perfect?

MAGNUS!

What? It's true!

I'm freaking out!

What's wrong?

There's a spider!

There. I killed it for you, happy now?

You're a lifesaver, Maggie

Your lifesaver

Oh my god

What?

Jace's screaming like a little girl because he saw a 'demon' aka a duck on tv

I'm laughing so hard!

That's hilarious 😂

Emoji!

Shh

Congratulations!

Magnus

Alexander

Jace just called Simon 'S'more'

Simon's food, I knew it!

You think everything's food!

Yeah

Simon's breakfast

True

Does that mean I'm lunch or dinner?

Lunch. Jace's dinner for sure

Izzy's snacks!

True

Ahem

Oh gosh

Magnus's dessert, isn't he?

I'm DESSERT?! That's the best!

Of course Magnus's dessert

You're definitely getting punished tonight

I didn't need to hear that!

You just did. Why wait until tonight?

Fine. I'll just punish you twice then

Three times a charm

True. Three times it is! We seriously need to do this more often anyway

Hello!

Clary has been blocked from the group chat for 48 hours

You look amazing tied up Alexander

Just what should I do first?