Ablo, how hard would it be to create a little traffic jam?
“How little?”
Oh, say jam up the highway system of an important bridge in a major city during rush-hour.
“Why would you want to do that sir?”
To make my rival look bad. It’s her bridge.
“So you want to make a bunch of our fellow Martians miserable for political ends?”
No, of course not.
“So you weren’t serious?”
Yes I was serious, but no, of course not.
“Huh?”
I don’t even want to know its happening.
“But you just said—“
What did I say?
“Jam up the highway system of an important bridge in a major city during rush-our traffic to make our opponent look bad.”
Why Ablo, that’s a brilliant idea! But I don’t know what you’re talking about.
“So do it then?”
Do what?
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Humorblog blog...is a daily social/political satirical story of the author's life after landing on the planet Mars. He introduces American social and political dynamics to the Martians and changes the way they see their world. No public policy, party o...