Holy Fuckin Shit-Elsa
Dude you scared the crap out of me-Merida
The fuck!!-Rap
Fuckin Asshole-Anna
Jesus...some naughty mouths there, man-Tadashi
My great best friend came. Hopefully to clean this shitty mess I made...
So whats going on??-Tadashi
Nothing much-Elsa
Really?-Tadashi
Yup!-Anna
So....Tell him what!-Tadashi
Just tell him-Merida
I told him everything and as I went deeper in the story his face deepened
I sorry-Tadashi makes sad face
It okey!-Els I hug him
So can I (looks at my stomach and back at me)-Tadashi
Sure-Elsa
He bends down and starts saying baby talk to my baby.
How ya doin there buddy? Meanwhile, your dad fixes his stuff me and you will be great friends and once in a while you can even call me dad. How about that.-Tadashi
Thanks -Els
No probs
We get home and Tadashi stays outside to think about the solution.
Els there is YOUR solution-Rap
I don't get it-Elsa
He could be the father...-Anna
No he can't -Els
Well why not-Merida
One, he's gay-Els
Oh well that's even better... just in case he accidentlly falls in love with you...he can't
And that will give us a better chance to get Jack back with you!-Rap
No you guys, the thing is I want the kid with me-Els
Okaayy-Merida
Ugghh I wish we could just get Tadashi to marry you and problem solve
You have your baby and the baby will have a father and Jack won't even notice-Anna
No you guys he won't accept that-Elsa
Yes I would-Tadashi
Tadashi!!-Elsa
Please tell me you herd nothing-Elsa
Please tell me you heard everything!-Anna
Yup and I am willing to marry you... That way others will treat me right instead of wierd-Tadashi
So you want to marry me..as a friend-Elsa
Why not?-Tadashi
He has a point-Rap
Then lets do it!-Elsa
Elsa and I are going to prepare the dress and the suit for the man-Rap
Guess me and Anna invitations and preperations-Merida
And me??-Tadashi
You stay fit and healthy Cuz we girls run this motherfucker-Anna
Wait so are you going to tell Jack about the baby now?-Tadashi
Nope, new plan, YOU are the father of my child-Elsa
REALLY thanks I promise I will take care of this child as if it was my own-Tadashi
I know you will-Elsa
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A Jelsa Arranged Marriage
RomanceJack has always been interested in this girl named Elsa. He wants what he gets and he wanted Elsa. Still he did not want her harmed or anything that would get her in danger. But this girl was different from what other girls he had. All she wanted w...