A Jelsa Arranged Marriage

The Pig

Ann

What the fuck. That bitch just slapped me hard and 

punched me fuckin hard I even fell to the ground. But

luckily my hero came to my rescue. Unfortunately  he 

left with Elsa. Too bad. I couldn't find him until the 

morning so I spent the whole night looking for him

and he was in his bedroom with ugh Elsa. So I had to

interrupt them. And I went to get ice water to spill 

it on them. But my hero ruined my plans. So I 

couldn't do anything. He saved her. He is the world's

hero. So Elsa quickly stood up and I spilled water on Jack's

bed I felt bad so I decided to clean his sheets and dry his bed 

for  him. Something Elsa couldn't do. Anyways, I cleaned it 

and Elsa received a gift that I should have gotten. She got...

a snowflake bracelet. AWWW BAD.

Jack

Stupid Ann. She's ruining my life with Elsa. I try to avoid

her but somehow she knows where I am and stalks me.

But she has a present given by Elsa(slap) every time we see her.

I like her as a friend but nothing beyond that. She's stupid

 if she thinks I would dump Elsa for her.There are many 

reasons why Elsa is better than her. First of all, she has 

really stinky bad breath. If any guy, ANY guy kissed her 

I bet their gonna regret what they wished for. It's terrible.

Second, she has an ugly ass face that everyone will

freeze as a statue. Cuz of the ugliness. There are pimples

 everywhere. Third, she has too much makeup.Are you 

kidding me. I mean she has more makeup than any girl.

On the contrary, Elsa uses natural makeup. Which means

she uses no make up. Although she does smell good and

I don't know if it is her or a cream. Another reason is when 

she laughs I am really embarressed because the whole 

world could hear her and people just stare at us. She is too 

fat. Can't even hold her waist by one hand I think  I need

to use three. She can't keep a secret. I tell her a lie and 

she tells everyone. She is totes older than me. I bet

 she's about 32 and I am barely 25 :) I could keep

 going and going and going on and on. But let me tell

you one thing.... She is useful with making Elsa 

jelous. Elsa kisses me more and hangs out with me 

more often. Cause of The Pig. That nickname just

 cracks me up. But let me tell you ... she is never 

going to separate me and Elsa. She gets really

jelous when me and Elsa are having time together

or when we do (u know what) or when I give her a

 present. Like the bracelet. SHe loved it and Elsa 

kissed me and hugged me and ...Etcetera. I love

her.