from: tae ♡
IM SO WXCITED RO SEE YIU
sent 6:37 PM
to: tae ♡
you saw me yesterday
sent 6:39 PM
from: tae ♡
YRS BYT
NOW TIURE GOUNG TO STAY IVER AKK WEEKEMD
sent 6:39 PM
to: tae ♡
yes baBY I KNOW
i'm so excited i've messed up like four orders today
also pls stop typing in all caps i can't live with that spelling
sent 6:39 PM
from: tae ♡
Oh
Sry
Anyway
I'm excited
sent 6:39 PM
to: tae ♡
me too
you're picking me up from work right
sent 6:40 PM
from: tae ♡
Yes at like 7:30
That's what we agreed on
I think
sent 6:40 PM
to: tae ♡
lol i hope so
kook dropped me off this morning so i don't have my car
sent 6:40 PM
from: tae ♡
Oh okay
Guess I'll just have to drive you everywhere
Shame
sent 6:41 PM
to: tae ♡
oKAY IM OFFENDED
DO YOU NOT LOVE ME
sent 6:41 PM
from: tae ♡
OF COURTSW O LOCE TOU
WHY WITKD TOU QYESTIOB IT
sent 6:41 PM
to: tae ♡
tae the spellinG THE SPELLING
sent 6:41 PM
from: tae ♡
SHIR IN SIRRY
I DPNT MEAB RO
sent 6:41 PM
to: tae ♡
KIM TAEHYUNG STOP TROLLING ME
sent 6:43 PM
from: tae ♡
SRY I LOVEYI Y
sent 6:43 PM
to: tae ♡
you little fucker
sent 6:43 PM
from: tae ♡
What did you just call me
sent 6:43 PM
to: tae ♡
i mean
i love you too
wink wonk
sent 6:43 PM
"You're smiling like an idiot again," Hoseok comments as he walks by and hands Jin a ticket. "You're excited for this weekend?"
"Of course," Jin says. "I'm getting to see Tae."
from: tae ♡
I hate you
sent 6:44 PM
from: tae ♡
oh baby
no you don't
sent 6:44 PM
"Ah, yes, your baby, the light of your life," Yoongi says, grinning, making Jin flush. "Your sunshine. The reason your whole world still goes – "
"Stop teasing him," Hoseok laughs. "I'm your sunshine."
from: tae ♡
You said "wink wonk"
I have every right to hate you
sent 6:44 PM
Rather than blushing, Yoongi smirks. "Of course you are." He passes by to peck Hoseok on the cheek. "Mine – all mine."
"Damn right I am."
from: tae ♡
:(((
stop attacking me :((((((((
sent 6:44 PM
"You'd better be," Yoongi mutters, practically skipping over to scribble a customer's order down.
Hoseok smirks. "Of course. You're the only one I call Daddy."
Jin gags. "I'm going to strangle you both if I get invited to a baby shower before a wedding."
"Jin!"
"What?" Jin asks innocently. "I'm serious!"
from: tae ♡
You love me anyway
sent 6:45 PM
from: tae ♡
are you sure
sent 6:45 PM
"Kim Seokjin," Yoongi says exasperatedly, "we may fuck a lot, but at least we use protection."
Hoseok clears his throat pointedly.
"Most of the time," Yoongi adds.
"Barebacking feels better," Hoseok says, in lieu of a better explanation.
"You two are disgusting. I don't want to be friends anymore."
from: tae ♡
Yes
I'm cute
Therefore
You love me
sent 6:45 PM
"Stop checking your phone when we're talking to you," Yoongi complains. "It's rude."
"But it's Tae," Jin protests.
"Yeah, that is pretty important," Yoongi mutters.
"Min Yoongi!"
"What? Boyfriends are important. Especially mine."
Hoseok melts; bile rises in Jin's throat.
from: tae ♡
you know who else is cute?
jungkook
jimin
etc
by your logic i should love them too but they are absolute b r a t s and i hate them
sent 6:46 PM
from: tae ♡
Shut up you love both of them and you know it
That and I'm like
8x cuter than both of them
Combined
sent 6:46 PM
"You two disgust me," Jin says, rolling his eyes at his coworkers to show that he's kidding. He snatches the ticket that Yoongi's holding out, about to give to him anyway, and starts dumping ingredients into the blender. "I don't know why I'm friends with you."
"Because you love us," Hoseok supplies easily.
Right then, Yoongi stubs his toe on who knows what and lets fly a string of curses that Jin hasn't even know existed until now. Hoseok doubles over laughing until he's on the floor wheezing, and Jin snorts.
Yeah, he thinks, THAT'S why.
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Fanfiction𝐣𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫. cr © vokdas completed (2017) note: i wrote this when i was 13, so it's not the best. but...
