Demi Imagines

ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ

This is a really fucking stupid one that came out (hehe) of Kathi and me textinggg. (It was basically her idea)
Hello demisbitch ily

You're at home with your girlfriend, Demi...

You're on the couch together, and you're leaning against her.
You start gently kissing down her neck when suddenly...ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"What are you doing?" you ask as you look up to see her eating potato chips.
"Eat—" ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ! "—ing potato chips." She shoves her hand back inside the bag, cramming some more chips in her mouth. "Here," ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ, "you have some, too." She shoves some in your mouth.
"Demi—" ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ. The taste of salty goodness floods your mouth.
She hands you the entire bag before whipping out another unopened one from her magic potato chip bag bag.
She tears it open, immediately shoving her hand inside. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"Have—" ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ! "more," she says, and you shove some more potato chips in your mouth.
ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"Hey," she says, looking to you.
"What," ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ, "is it?" you ask.
"Want me," she licks the salt off her fingers. "Want me to whisper something sexy in your ear?"
"Sure," you reply, smirking before taking another chip between your teeth. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
She leans in, her breath hot by your ear. "I would love to see you wearing...a potato chip dress." ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
She pulls away as she chews, a satisfied smirk on her face.
Her words have caused you to become shooketh to your core.
You bite your lip as you slowly lower your hand between her legs, reaching inside her potato chip bag.
You bring the chip to your mouth before...ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"Pingüino," you inform her, and she grins, continuing to ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ. She knows what it means.
But suddenly, your dogs, Juno, Zoë, Pete, Dave, Bobert, and Batman come charging into the room all at once. Your creature, Ketnipz, comes after them.
It's a blur and whir of fur and blur whir. Before you know what's happened, your bags of potato chips are gone.
"DON'T EAT THEM, JUNO, ZOË, PETE, DAVE, BOBERT, KETNIPZ, AND BATMAN!" Demi yells, but Ketnipz turns around and grins.
He pulls on his hoodie before informing you, "It's all good in my hood."
"KETNIPZ!"
"Take break eat cake." He whips out some cake from his magic pocket. He starts eating his hard cake. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"Don't let them eat the potato chips!" you tell him, and he looks toward the kitchen.
"Frick." He gets up, dropping his cake and waddling into the kitchen.
"Well," Demi says, reaching into her magic potato chip bag bag. "Where were we?" She whips out a bag before opening it.
"I think," you reach in the bag with her.
ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ!
ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ!
And you lived happily ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ever after. The end.

A/N
I think this has too much nonsense that only Kathi and I can understand but that's okayyyyyy I don't think I've ever had this much fun writing
Should I write more like this??
Btw side note, next chapter will be a private smutty smut okay. It'll be up tomorrow or the day after