Tomtord Oneshots

AAAAAAAAH HIT AND RUN

So....the title.....I have no idea why i put that there....anyways....this is another randomly.....so...enjoy¡¡!
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Tord:🎶You can be mean when you look this clean! I'm a classic man!!🎶

Tom:You might be classic but, you don't earn any hoes

Tord: ;^; why must you ruin my fun!?
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Tom:🎶I can almost hear the tick like clockwork. Hearing all voices in head each time I go.🎶

Tord: 🎶There's a gang of stand that I'm not part of. Tears weakness and all the faults they know.🎶

Tom:SHIT!!! I SOUND HORRABLE

Tord:Not to me

Tom:*blushing* shut up you dont count
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Tord:Bitch I can sing!!

Tom:Bitch sing something!!

Tord:HAHJJJ*sounds of dieing rats*

Tom:Bitch you cant sing!!

Tord:Bitch you right!...Shit!
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Tom:🎶I'm so lucky lucky. I'm so lucky lucky🎶

Tord:🎶Your so lovely lovely. Your so lovely lovely🎶

Tom:Damit you fucked up the song with your horrble singing!!!

Tord: ;^;
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Tom:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tord:*runs in room* What happened!?!!

Tom:I just realized how sexy you are *winks*

Tord: Your so fucking cheezy*leaves room*

Tom: ;^; ///You tell them ur ok but, ur not///
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Tom:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tord:*runs in room* What happened!?!!

Tom:THERE'S A SPIDER KILL!!IT KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Tord: -_- *leaves room*

Tom:DONT LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE SPIDER!!!
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Tom:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tord: *runs in room* What happened!?!?

Tom:I mcfelling and I can get up ;^;

Tord:*faceplams* I banged this idiot.
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Tom:AAAAAAAAAAA-

Tord:SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Tom:*starts to cry*😢😢

Tord:Shit...nonono Tommy don't cry...Shit!

Tom:*making horrible crying noises*😭😭

Tord:*hugs Tom close to him* shit! Tommy I'm sorry!!!

Narrator: After a few mins Tom cried himself to sleep and Tord never tryed to make Tom cry again
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Tom:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTHISJOKEISOVERRATED

Tord:Tom....Wtf happened now?

Tom:*starts to cry*😢😢 I-I j-j-just want tell y-you that I l-l-love you so much and you m-m-mean the world to me!!

Tord:*hugs Tom* Your so cheezy but, I love you too~
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Tom:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tord:*signs* ohmyfuckengoodness..What is it now Tom?

Tom:*tears in his eyes*T-tord?

Tord:Tommy?..What's wrong?

Tom:I had a nightmare were I fucked you ;^;

Tord:Wtf Tom
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Tom:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tord:Tom I swear....wtf happened now?