Prank War | Fanfiction

mack

"Bear!" I called out, trying to take the dog outside before the night was over.

All of a sudden, someone came up behind me and tapped my shoulder. On instinct, I quickly turned and nearly punched the person before realizing it was Colby.

"What the heck? I was just coming to propose a prank idea." He smirked.

"Oh. Go on." I suspiciously rubbed my hands together.

"I want to prank Haley. She pranked me and I want to do a cheating prank. I was hoping you would join me?"

"Absolutely!"

"Quiet, she is right above us!" Colby shushed me.

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*Time skip to right before the prank*

Colby hid his beanies while I replaced all the picture frames with look-a-likes in case Haley decided to break them.

"Is anyone home, we need someone to attempt to keep her downstairs." I brought up a good point.

"Elton and Amanda are at a baby appointment... Corey and Devyn are at a concert... and Sam and Kat are having lunch. I guess that leaves Aaron. You think he will do it?" Colby suggested.

I walked down the stairs, entering the game room where I saw Aaron and Chazz.

"Hey babe." He said, standing up to hug me.

"Can you pause it real quick? I need to talk to Aaron for a second." I asked Chazz.

"Sure." He paused Rocket League and walked into the kitchen to grab a drink.

"Not that kind of talk!" I laughed, yelling at Chazz.

He laughed back before leaving me alone with Aaron so we could talk for a few minutes.

"So, what do you need?" Aaron asked.

"You know I love you right?"

"What now?" He questioned.

I chuckled before responding. "Colby and I are pulling a cheating prank on Haley since I am her best friend. But... we need someone to try to keep Haley downstairs for as long as possible. You know how much I hate dragging you into pranks, but it's either you or Chazz and I'm sure he isn't going to wanna do it. Please, babe?" I begged.

"Fine."

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"He said yes." I informed Colby as I entered their bedroom.

"Great," he said taking his shirt off.

I tried not to laugh about what this just sounded like was happening, and just started pulling my sleeves off my shoulders.

"Woah! You know we aren't actually doing anything right?!" Colby screamed, staring at my bare shoulders.

"I know, but this makes it more believable. Look." I said as I jumped onto Haley's side of the bed. "God, why would you even think that? I love your friend. Not you."

We both laughed before he realized that I just insulted him.

"Hey!"

"No time to do this, just get in bed."

Again, sounds way to freaking weird to contain myself.

I burst out in laughter, making Colby laugh as well before we heard the door open and Haley yell, "I'm home!"

"Shit, hurry up!"

We jumped into the bed, giggling under the covers and just waiting for Haley to get upstairs.

We suddenly heard thuds running up the stairs, and within no time the door was flung open and Haley started screaming.

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After all of our 'precious' belongings were lit on fire, Haley dug through drawers looking for more stuff. Finally she saw Colby's beloved Mr. Koala sitting on the couch and ran outside with the stuffed bear.

"Why? Why me? Why would you fucking do this to me? We are done. Whatever we had going on is over! I can't be with someone like you anymore. Why aren't you answering me?" She screamed, holding the bear by a single loose thread.

"It's a prank! It's a prank!" Colby screamed at Haley, ripping the bear from her hands.

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"Why can't the prank war be over yet?" Aaron whined as I dug through our dresser. "What are you looking for?"

"One... it is over in one week. I am sure we can survive." I kissed him. "Two... this."

I pulled his Pangea shirt out of one of his drawers and threw it on while he put the blanket on the bed. When I put the shirt on, I realized that it draped over my shorts and looked like a dress. One of the perks of having a tall boyfriend- using his shirts as nightgowns.

He turned around and laughed before saying anything. "It's cuter on you than me."

Aaron pulled me close to him, lifting me up to where I was as tall as him.

"You're short." He whispered in my ear.

I lightly smacked his face.

"How rude?" I quoted Full House, giving him a quick kiss where I slapped him.