Prank War | Fanfiction

mack

"Why haven't you told us?" I yelled as everyone sat down, confused.

"What do you mean?"

"Are you pregnant?" I asked Haley.

"Yeah."

"Can we speak in private, Haley?" I was bawling inside but didn't show it.

She's my best friend. Why'd she hide this from me?

We walk upstairs to my room and as soon as we were away from everyone I let some of the sadness and anger come out. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"I just told Colby last night. I was scared. I'm not even ready for this."

Doing something I only do when I'm anxious, I begin flailing my arms and moving my hands and beginning to lecture her.

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"Honestly, I don't know."

"I don't feel so good." I run over to the bathroom, Aaron following me and the whole room staring.

"Babe, what's wrong?" He asked, being too sweet.

"I want to prank them."

He rolled his eyes. "No. Haley just told us something serious."

"So what."

"Fine." He folded. "What's the plan?"

I thought for a moment before doing something. "I'm going to go outside for air since I'm 'sick' and will ask you to give me my camera so I can take some pictures, you know, the normal. When I come back in I'm going to say I need to talk to them and we are going to tell them I'm expecting and I already bought a fake pregnancy test. I'm going to say the only other person who knew was Austin and Haley, knowing her, will call him and I already talked to him so he will go along with it."

"Impressive."

"You should be scared, not impressed." I smirked.

"Why?" He asked while hugging me.

"Because I'm doing a prank like this on my best friend who just said she's pregnant. Just think of the pranks I'm gonna pull on you." I kissed him.

"Wait what?"

"Oh, nothing." I said while opening the door and going back to the room. "Guys, I think I need some air. I don't know what came over me. Before I go out, can someone give me my camera, might as well get some pictures?"

Corey handed it to me and I walked out of the room and into the backyard with all four dogs trailing behind me. I took a few pictures and then quickly walked over to the side of the house where they wouldn't see me.

"Hey guys, it's Mack Bonsall- almost Doh. God, I can't wait until we get married. Sorry, I trailed off a bit there. Anyways, Haley just told the house some big news. She's pregnant. It is true and I'm so freaking excited to be an aunt. But, what fun is it to be an aunt without some pranks. I gotta brush up on my pranking skills before my little niece or nephew gets here, so why not get some practice in now?" I paused and looked slightly through the window. "They are all inside and I acted like I was sick so that I could come get some air and technically just film. Anyways, Aaron and Amanda will be in on the prank. We are going to tell them we're expecting and we have a test," I held up the positive pregnancy test, "that Amanda peed on for us to make it positive because I know that they'd be able to spot a fake one. And another person in on it is my brother, Austin. I told him about the whole thing since he's the nicest brother and when I say that I can guarantee Haley is going to call him and he'll go along with it. Now, let's get this prank started."

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I walked back inside and set the camera on the counter with everyone thinking it's turned off and everyone started asking if I was okay, even Elton. "Wow, Elton's checking in on me? That's new. He's never that nice."

"Well with two pregnant women in the house and you just running to vomit and need air, I'm just making sure I don't have to deal with triple the hormones."

"Selfish bastard." I heard Haley jokingly laugh behind me.

"Well..." Aaron looked at me and we both stood up off the couch. "Should we?"

"I don't know." I replied.

"Do you think they can handle it?"

"I don't know."

"Helpful, babe, real helpful." He grinned.

"I know right."

Kat laughed, "Well at least she knows something."

"Good one baby." Sam hugged her tight.

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Aaron and I quickly acted like we were talking it over and soon came back to them.

"Honeys I'm ho-" Madi started yelling as she came in and I began talking.

"I'm pregnant."

"me. What the fuck?" She ran into the room and saw me and Aaron standing in front of everyone. "Bae?"

"Bae." I responded with.

"Bae?" She asked again.

Corey smiled and decided to jump up and yell, "Bae!" while hugging her.

"Wrong bae, but maybe later." She jokingly blew him a kiss. "Are you serious?"

"Madi, I'm sorry. I know you hate this stuff and you think I'm not ready but-"

She stopped me. "You have to be fucking kidding me. I'm not mad! I'm an aunt! Again!"

"She may be happy but I'm not buying it." Haley stood up with us and joined the big conversation. "I want proof."

I pulled out a sonogram picture I found online and the pregnancy test Amanda gave me and handed it to her. "Here's your proof."

"Woah. Does anyone else know?" Devyn asked.

"Me, Aaron, and Austin."

Haley pulled out her phone. Called it.

"Austin? Hey. Is she actually pregnant?"

"She was three months ago, but she had the baby. I thought you met Quinn?" He said through speaker phone.

"She means me. Not Erica." I spoke up.

"Oh. Yeah, I get to have another niece or nephew for my wife to constantly volunteer to babysit. I figured Wyatt's two kids would be enough for her. Anyways, I gotta go, Justin and I were going out to dinner."

She looked stunned. "Okay, have fun." She said while hanging up the phone. "You really are pregnant."

"It's more than just one baby though."

"Twins? Triplets? Quadruplets? Dectuplets?" Colby started counting.

"Why the hell did it go from having four babies to ten?"

"I know you." He laughed.

I flipped him off before saying what I was going to say. "Well, it's none of those. I'm having- We're having one baby and one prank."

All of their faces lit up and Amanda started laughing along with me and Aaron.

"I was excited to have a little kid to help me torture their mama. No fair." Madi whined.

"As long as they don't torture their papa." Aaron said back to Madi.

"Hey!" I yelled while slapping my fiancé.

Elton walked up to me. "Thank God, I can't handle that much morning sickness and hormones.