Murdoc x reader [Unaware]

To hell

There you are the morning after arriving in Japan, in Noodle and Russel's house. You're with Nao, helping her apply iodine to 2d's stitched bullet wounds. You pull out one of the bottles Dr Swartz gave you from your pocket and hand it to Nao, you watch her pour some onto a wad of cotton wool and and apply it to 2d's knee and and then shoulder. Watching 2d's wounds you still wander, Why did he save us?

'It's done', Nao says giving 2d a kiss on the cheek and walking over to the bin with the wet wad of cotton wool.

2d notices you going into deep contemplation, '(f/n), watcha' day dreaming about?', He asks calmly.

'Well to be honest I've just been thinking, why did you save us?' You ask with a confused expression.

'Oh, sorry to interrupt, but remember his pain killers', Nao says as she sits back beside you and 2d.

'Oh right, good call Nao', You say as you pull out a small container of pain killers. You open the container and hand two to 2d as well as his half full glass of water from the cabinet behind you. 2d swallows the tablets with water and and returns to your conversation.

'Well, about me saving you and Murdoc. I honestly just didn't think you two deserved to die and if he killed you two, he'd probably pass the money Murdoc owed him onto me', 2d explains.

'Well thank you, once again', you say in appreciation.

2d nods in reply and smiles, 'Where is that bastard- Murdoc- anyway?' 2d asks playfully.

'Oh he's gone to hell to try and get his soul back so he can leave Satanism', you say.

'Did he go alone?!' Nao asks with a worried expression on her face.

'No he brought Russel and Noodle with him', You say.

'Did he say he'd record their discussion so Satan can't bullshit him again?' 2d asks.

'Yeah, he said he got a micro camera with a mic for it', you explain.

A loud portal sound is created behind you, you turn and see a red, glowing pentagram appear on the floor and Russel, Noodle and Murdoc begin to form from dark glowing matter being released from the pentagram.

'Murdoc, let him keep your soul, what does it matter anyway?', Russel says with a worried expression. Murdoc turns to Russel and grabs his shoulders.

'Russ, this is my only chance to be free- no strings attached', Murdoc says in a defeated yet motivated manner.

'Hey', 2d says as he makes Murdoc, Noodle and Russel aware of his existence- aswell as yours and Nao's.

'What's happened?' You ask as you walk up to a tense Murdoc and give him a kiss. He looks around and Notices that Russel and Noodle are already informing 2d and Nao about what happened in hell, so he grabs your hand and takes you to the room your staying in.

He locks the door and leads you to sit down on the bed. He then takes off his micro camera and attaches it to the TV hung in front of your bed and the footage from hell begins to play. You see a tall redman with red horns and a suit sitting on a throne made of a red stone, surrounding this is a fiery terrain.

'Usually I'd disregard such a bizarre request, but you seem black-mailable so I'm interested', The red man says in a deep american accent.

'Look Satan, all I want is my soul back, with no strings attached', Murdoc says.

'What's in it for me?', Satan asks in a defensive tone.

'I'll give you el diablo back as that's what I traded my soul for' Murdoc suggests.

'As well as the Two million you owed Buck and two souls', Satan adds.

'Aye Satan, that ain't fair why you need two souls?', Russel says as the camera turns to face him, before turning back to the man in the suit.

'Because, Buck died and I need another soul to torment in replacement', Satan says with a mischievous grin.

Murdoc hums in indecisiveness, 'Deal'.

'Ok you'll have to sign a contract', Satan says as he raises his palm upwards and creates a flash of fire which becomes a contract, he passes it to Murdoc. Murdoc's camera shows the contract as Murdoc reads it.

'Are you serious? 2 months to get you el diablo, two million pounds and two souls to replace mine and Bucks?!' Murdoc practically shouts. Satan cackles in response.

'Usually I wouldn't say anything, but what the fuck Satan?!' Noodle shouts.

'Yeah, that ain'y right!' Russel adds.

'SILENCE!' Satan orders, his orders are followed, 'Do we have a deal Mr Murdoc FAUST Niccals?' Satan asks with a serious expression.

'Yes, also I'm changing my middle name after this', Murdoc says as he signs the contract and hands it to Satan.

'Well then be gone! See you in two months', Satan exclaimes. He then raises his arms and dark glowing matter surrounds Murdoc, Russel and Noodle.

The video then cuts.

'Oh shit!' You say out loud.

'Oh shit indeed love, we need a plan', Murdoc says as he circles the room in nervousness.

You pat the bed beside you and motion for him to sit down, he does. You pick up a piece of paper from the cabinet under the TV as well as a pen and you begin to write and speak.

'Ok so you have El Diablo?'

'Yeah but it's at Kong and only I can access it'

'Okay, how much money do you think Buck left behind'

'At least 10 million in the Kong safe'

'Who's the money willed to?'

'His son- Max- he's a total pussy, but he's smart'

'Is he at Kong too?'

'Yup'

'Okay and do you think Max has sold his soul yet?'

'No'

'Well good we can avoid future revenge that way, did Buck have any other kids?'

'Yes another son- Dax- he's dumb, but he's strong. He'd probably seek revenge with Max's motivation'

'Okay' You say as you finish your list:

PLAN

*Max- (f/n) and Noodle

*Dax- Russel

*El Diablo- Murdoc

*Money- Nao and 2d

You hand the list to Murdoc, he reads it and looks up at you in inspiration. 'Please explain further'.

'Ok so we fly to Kong and drug Max and Dax and trap them whilst they sleep. Russel, Noodle and I will get the Kong safe code from them, and give it to 2d and Nao. They'll collect the money from the safe, whilst you get El Diablo. We'll then all meet just outside Kong and teleport to hell.'

'Sounds like a plan, we ought to tell them', Murdoc says as he unlocks the door.