Murdoc x reader [Unaware]

Saving a soul

You're in Buck's old office with Noodle and Russel and Max and Dax's two unconscious bodies. You pull out two chairs from the room and two rolls of duct tape from your pocket. Russel then picks up Dax's large muscly body and slumps it onto the chair, Noodle does the same but for Max's smaller body. You then hand them each a roll of duct tape and they tie each person's hands, legs, and stomach to the chair.

'Good job guys' You say in praise. They then go and sit down behind the two chairs facing you on a couch.

You haven't got time to waste so you pick up a bottle of old whiskey from Buck's desk and throw it into Max and Dax's faces. They almost instantaneously awaken in a disturbed manner.

'Hey boys' You say in a teasing tone, it's time to role play.

'What the fuck!' Max shouts as he realises he's trapped alongside Dax and drenched in old whiskey.

'So, I suggest you don't speak, and listen', you speak calmly.

'Why the fuck should we?!' Max asks angrily.

'Because otherwise I'll whoop you're cracker ass', Russel says.

'Not with me around Russ', Dax says in a calm malicious tone.

'Excuse me pussyfucks, did the lady/man ask you to speak?' Russel asks in anger as he stands up and walks over to face Dax and Max. They see Russel and silence in fear.

'Anyway, we need one simple thing... the safe's code'. you explain.

'We ain't giving you shit!' Max shouts.

'Yeah!' Dax agrees

'Noodle? You take Max, I'll take Dick?' Russel asks, Noodle nods in reply and walks over to Max.

'It's Dax by the way, not Dick', Dax says.

'Did I fucking ask you?!' Russel shouts as he punches Dax in the face, causing a loud cracking sound and Dax to scream.

Noodle then pulls out about ten small knives and holds them in front of Max, she picks up one individually. She looks at Max then his leg, signalling where the individual knife would end up.

'Will you tell us the code?' Noodle asks.

'F- f- fine!' Max blurts out in fear.

Noodle then puts away her small knives and her and Russel step back.

'So what is it?' You ask as you pull out a walkie talkie- connected to another walkie talkie carried by 2d and Nao just outside the safe- and hold it to Max's mouth.

'80085', Max confesses in defeat.

'How mature' you say in un-amusement, you then hold up the walkie talkie to your mouth 'did you get it?' You ask the walkie talkie.

'Yes', the walkie talkie replies.

'Has it worked?' You ask.

'Yes', the walkie talkie responds once more.

'Good then get the money and meet us outside Kong' You say.

 Russel then picks up Dax and Noodle picks up Max and they begin to leave, so you follow.

(1 hour later)

The whole plan has been smooth- for once- everyone's outside Kong with Max, Dax, El Diablo, a wad of two million pounds and a bag of about eight million pounds change. Murdoc takes everyones hands, chants something and everything is teleported to hell at Satan's throne.

'Hey Satan we did it- in under a month', Murdoc states proudly.

'Are you fucking kidding me?!' Satan says angrily.

'Also please wipe Max and Dax's memory of their father and Kong to keep to no strings attatched', Murdoc adds confidently.

'Fuck! Fine you win.' Satan says in disappointment, he then snaps his fingers and everything you owed him disappears, leaving you with the sack of 8 million pounds change. He then snaps his fingers once more and a jar with white smoke in it trapped in by a cork appears, Satan removes the cork and the white smoke travels into Murdoc's mouth by forcing it open. Murdoc inhales the smoke and transforms? His skin returns to a pale human skin colour and he looks... Alive. Either way he's still hot.

'So Satan, see you never?', Murdoc says.

'Goodbye faust, and your welcome', Satan says before clicking his fingers and teleporting you all to where you were staying in Japan which is convenient.