Murdoc x reader [Unaware]

2 nights later

It's a sunny 10am morning and Dani and Michael have just left. You and Murdoc are now sitting on your bed in your bedroom, discussing your plan to go to Paris.

'Okay so, we have two options- Car or jet ski' Murdoc says.

'What are the pros and cons of each?'

'Jet ski is faster, but if we take it, we have to leave the car'

'Hmm... How long do you think we have till Buck comes here?'

'I'd say 12 hours'

'Okay, well when he comes here he'll see the two jet skis we didn't take and he'll figure out we're going to Paris'

'Hmmmm- we have twelve hours to sort that out. We can latch the jet ski's to the car, take two to storage and pay for a year with the car. While we do that, we can get some clothes, food, water and fill up the other two.'

'How will we get the two that have been filled up back to the cottage?'

'We won't, the fastest route to Paris on water is literally behind where you get the jet ski's serviced'

'Okay, well shall we pack our shit and leave?'

'Yeah', Murdoc kisses you, jumps of the bed and pulls out two waterproof rucksacks from under the bed.

(30 minutes later)

You're now walking through a clothing store after buying food and water from Tesco. Murdoc is sorting out storage and servicing of the jet skis and car about a ten minute walk away. You pick some random (f/c) swimwear for you and dark blue swimwear for Murdoc. You also buy some pyjamas, general clothing and shoes. You pay and rush to Murdoc.

Murdoc is standing outside the service station, smoking, he seems very tense, and has every right to be. You walk up to him and decide to get him to update you on what's going on.

'Hey you okay?' You ask rubbing his shoulder.

'Yeah, just a bit tense, wanna smoke?'

'I'm good, what's going on with the jet ski's?'

'They're ready and we can leave when we want'

'Cool, I picked up some swimwear for us by the way'

'Good thinking, I forgot about that. Anyway, wanna go?'

'Yeah'

Murdoc then drops his half existing cigarette, steps on it, takes your hand and guides you through the servicing station to the jet skis at a dock out back. You take out the swimsuits and pack the other stuff into the two waterproof rucksacks quickly. You look around and nobody's there.

'Nobody's here let's get changed'

Murdoc grunts in reply and you change, and stuff your current outfits into the rucksacks. Murdoc then picks up the two life jackets off the jet skis, he passes you one and puts the other on. You put your one on too. You and murdoc then get onto your jet skis and attach your waterproof ruck sacs to the front of the jet skis. Murdoc looks at you for a second.

'Wait? You do know how to ride a jet ski right?'

'Yeah, I rode one about a month ago with Dani'.

'Good, then follow my lead'

Murdoc then turns on his jet ski and you do the same, In the beginning cruising through the warm salty water under the gentle sunlight is nice, but after about 20 minutes it gets tedious and monotonous. Your throat gets dry and the warm sun is no longer enjoyable and the salty water is just irritating, but you persist... Till your jet ski stops. Are you fucking kidding me?

'MURDOC!' You shout out. Murdoc then stops and drives up to you.

'What's up?'

'I've run out of gas', Murdoc leans over and sees that your gas reads empty.

'That idiot!' Murdoc shouts out in anger.

'Hey, hey relax. Think. Can I attach my jet ski to the back of yours?'

'Yeah. but it'll be too much weight', Murdoc relaxes as he focuses on rationalising.

'Then how about I get my rucksack and hop onto the back of your jet ski?'

Murdoc thinks for a second, 'Sounds good'

You then throw the rucksack to Murdoc, swim to his jet ski and crawl onto it. You then attach the rucksack and your back on the road... or water... or track. The journey is still tedious, but bearable as you know there's not much time left. So you suck it up.

(1 hour later) Your almost asleep in boredom, but are disturbed by a sudden stop to the jet ski's sleep inducing vibrating. You get off the jet ski onto wet sand, you look around and see a lifeguard hut with a french flag on top of it, swaying in the wind so are now sure you're in France. Murdoc takes off the bag from the front of his jet ski and looks at you in relief. You then decide to be spontaneous and jump onto him, pinning him onto the floor. He laughs.

'Ha, you're brave', Murdoc claims as he pins you down.

The two of you laugh. Then your laughter fades away and his lips meet yours, teasing you. He begins by barely letting you feel him and slowly applies pressure, he tries to let his tongue meet yours but you fight back, teasing him back. Then he slips his hand down your pants and you gasp aloud, he then slips his tongue in and you begin by fighting it, but are eventually subdued by the softness of his lips. He bites your lower lip and removes himself from you. You sit next to each other and plan what comes next.

'So we're in Escalles meaning, we have two options, we can stay here for a night or head to paris and be their for 9 ish, what do you wanna do?'

'I don't mind'

'Okay then pick a number, 1 or 2'

'1'

'Okay then we're staying here tonight'

'Wait but we don't have money for a hotel'

'I've said it before and I'll say it again, baby I'm a crimal'

You laugh and stand up, 'Then what should we rob?'

'Okay, lets get dressed into disguises in the changing room over there', Murdoc points to a changing room to the right where the beach is crowded, 'Then let's rob the jet ski service station over their as my little revenge'

'Okay' You laugh at Murdoc's cute craving for revenge.

You follow through with the plan, and are now in the jet ski shop and have learnt that the only worker there speaks fluent english and there are no other people currently in the station. Murdoc begins to yell and threaten the man at the counter with a pocket knife.

'LISTEN HERE FUCKER, YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOAD THE REGISTER, GIVE ME THE MONEY, THEN YOU'RE GONNA LIE ON THE FLOOR ON YOUR STOMACH AND COUNT TO 69'

You hold in you laughter as the man behind the register hands Murdoc 4 thick wads of euros. The man then proceeds to lie on his stomach and count, so you and Murdoc shove the money into your available pockets and run forward till you reach a road. You and Murdoc hold out your thumbs till a car stops. You enter the car with Murdoc and in the front is an old, curly haired man with sunglasses and a cigarette.

'Bon jour?' The man says in a heavy Italian-American accent.

'Bon jour, you speak English', Murdoc asks.

'Ahhh, you kids are English, where ya headed?'

'The nearest hotel that isn't a shit-hole' You say.

'Hah okay young sir/missy', The man begins to drive.

'Thanks by the way', Murdoc says.

'Aye your voice sounds familiar, By the way my name is Don'

The conversation continues and Don finds out Murdoc is the bassist of Gorillaz and compliments him. Then they exchange contacts and we reach the hotel.