Bender [s.r.]

0.1

I jumped from the jeep that was still driving full speed, shooting out a gust of flames as bullets reigned onto me. 

Cue record scratch.

Pause. 

Whoa, whoa. 

See that girl right there? 

Look's like she's hit rock bottom. 

Well that girl's actually me. 

Believe it or not. 

Now I bet you are wondering how I ended up in this situation. 

It all started in the winter of 2015.

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Yeah, no I'm just kidding. I used the air around me to throw me up into the air. I passed down a fireball at a watch tower with five soldiers on top causing them to light up in flames. 

Damn the fire feels so nice compared to the snow on the ground. I floated down as Steve passed me on a motor bike. 

He grabbed onto a soldier who was trying to sneak up on me, dragging his body beside the bike, on the ground. 

He threw the guard into a heard of soldiers which caused a slight bowling pin effect. I sprinted and jumped up on to the jeep that Natasha and Clint were driving. 

But as and explosive was thrown we all jumped off and into the air as we all took on another fleet of soldiers.

"Shit!" I heard Tony cuss out as he was flying up to the huge building on the hill.

"Language!" Steve called back which caused me to pause in my tracks. I slammed the two soldiers in front of me together, knocking them out as I tried not to double over laughing. "JARVIS what's the view from upstairs?"

"The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield." The AI spoke out in it's monotone, robotic voice. "Strucker's technology is well beyond any other HYDRA base we've taken."

"Loki's sceptre must be here." Thor said as he landed beside me, helping taking out the soldiers who were surrounding me. "Strucker couldn't mount this defence without it. At long last." Thor spoke as he clogged a few in the head with his hammer while I raised ice from the ground and threw sharpened pieces out.

"Do they ever quite?" I asked to myself as I continued to throw pieces of ice.

"At long last is lasting a little long, boys." Natasha spoke.

"Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise." Clint answered.

"Wait a second." Tony piped up. "No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said language?"

"I was thinking the same, Stark." I chuckled lightly.

"Great minds think alike."

"What ever you say, pal."

"I know." Steve sighed as he drove by on his motor cycle before throwing it at a group of soldiers who were shooting at us. "Just slipped out."

"Well we know Strucker is not going to worry about civilian casualties." Tony said over the intercom. "Send in the Iron Legion."

"We have an Enhanced in the field." Steve muttered over the ear pieces as I was flipped to the ground, not seeing what just came at me.

"Yeah there is." I muttered as I pushed myself up. "Man, I'm feeling old. I guess I know how it feels, Clint."