Comment and ask me, Envy, anything. Dares are welcome too. -COMPLETED-
Also, check out the second Ask Envy book Ask Envy: Continued once you finish this one! Continue to ask and dare me stuff here if you want, I will see it still.
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H: Oh, this is gonna be fun! *Writes letter* Give this to Mustang. Don't read it!
Fine. *Takes letter and walks to Mustang* here.
Mustang: *takes letter and reads it*
Letter: Hello, Colonel, I'd like you to know that I had so much FUN killing Maes Hughes! The utter shock, the dumb confusion on his face when I was disguised as his wife was priceless! You could see every emotion he felt as his own wife shot him! It was great! Now, I think it's time to take someone else away from you. I'm going to kill your Lieutenant. That's right, I'm going to kill Riza Hawkeye!
Mustang: *reads it and glares at Envy* don't you dare try and do anything to my Lieutenant! And you killed Hughes?
What?
Mustang: I hope you have fun burning to death. *Attacks Envy*
...
*Comes back burnt* it took forever to get back here! Even after I got this body back, he still burned me! *Holds up letter and looks at me* You wrote this?!
H: Maybe... *Smiles innocently*
You little b*tch! *Starts chasing me*
H: Bye! *Runs away* and thanks for the dare. That was fun! *Laughs*