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Excalibur? Who's that? What a weird name

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Excalibur? Who's that? What a weird name. *Goes off on the magical adventure of finding Excalibur* *sees him* oh. It's a sword, isn't it? I'm not real a weapons guy a lot of the time, but sure. Swords are cool. *Grabs Excalibur*

Excalibur: Fool!

..........who the hell was that?

Excalibur: *appears in his other form*

What's with the tiny rat? *Flicks Excalibur's nose*

Excalibur: Fool! I am Excalibur!

This rat is the sword?! ...Hey! I AM NOT A FOOL!! I am above you, tiny rat!

Excalibur: Fool! I am not a tiny rat, I am the legendary sword Excalibur.

-_- yeah, no sword is worth having to deal with this guy. Legendary or not, I want to cut off my own ears listening to him. *Pats Excalibur's head* bye tiny rat. *Leaves* I was not expecting that.

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