Comment and ask me, Envy, anything. Dares are welcome too. -COMPLETED-
Also, check out the second Ask Envy book Ask Envy: Continued once you finish this one! Continue to ask and dare me stuff here if you want, I will see it still.
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*Puts ice skates on* easy peasy. I can do anything! *Gets on ice and falls on butt right away* don't you dare laugh! I did that on purpose! *Gets up and then falls forward* I did that on purpose too!
*Finally is able to stand on the ice* okay, I just have to go forward. *Skates forward* easy. *Tries to turn and falls* THIS IS STUPID! WHY DO WORMS LIKE THIS?! ALL YOU DO IS FALL DOWN LIKE AN IDIOT!!
*Can finally skate like a normal human* HA! Like I said, easy peasy! *Smirks proudly* haven't even fallen once. Wait...I have to skate what now? Hell no. Damn you. Goodbye. *Forgets he's ice skating and tries walking away and falls* STUPID ICE!!! Fine, I'll try. *Gets up and tries to skate, but fails miserably* *finishes* Amazing, I know. Now goodbye ice skates. Never doing this again. *Takes ice skates off and throws them far away* stupid human thing.