Peter Parker Imagines

Those Bloody Pigeons Final

This has to be it, the stupid annoying blip on my phone should be right next me. So how is Peter helping Tony Stark at an airport? I thought this had something to do with Spider-Man and the Avengers...

Oh.

So their playing dress up in their super suits and lining up in two different teams to glare at one another. Interesting... Where's Thor?

Maybe I should join them, actually I'll just wait to see what happens.

Everyone ran at each other as if this was some dramatic movie in which someone said "ATTACK!" and it was in slow motion with epic music in the background. I watched as each Avenger fought in their own style, magic, combat, ranged, firepower and cat scratching? There was this one guy dressed up a little late for Halloween in a cat outfit but I must admit he seemed very fit and as agile as the cat he was supposed to be. Peter seemed to be fighting inside against some other guy with wings and one with a metal arm, at that point I questioned myself what the world has come to...

Peter was talking quite a bit, making funny distracting remarks but he fought pretty well for an inexperienced teenager, that is compared to the trained assassins he was up against. Outside there was another guy who could fly, or float magically and he could go straight through things like a ghost, which kinda freaked me out. Some girl was, I guess telekinetic and was throwing things around with her mind. The coolest guy in my opinion was the one who could shrink...

Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain America, Iron Man and Iron Man's copycat seemed quite normal compared to wings, claws, webs, metal arms, magic, mind magic and a shrinking device? Then again Cap was experimented on too. Again, what has the world come to...

I guess that I'm not an exception either though. I'm fast and freaky, I finally joined the freak squad.

I overheard Peter yelling about Star Wars which I found quite funny how he was going to use the movies tactics in real life. Guess you should be watching movies kids, they come in handy, don't listen to your mom's!

When Peter was almost being crushed is when I came out into the open. I used my speed to create enough force to push the crate off him. He didn't exactly understand who I was you could say... which resulted in him starting a conversation in the middle of the battle field.

"Who the heck are you? No one told me you were on our team... But that was so awesome!" Peter said as he looked at me through his spider suit.

I quite liked the fact that Peter was admiring me, it did nothing good for me ego though... Therefore, I decided to keep the mask on and keep up this little charade. I put my latex covered finger up to my mouth, thinking it would look cool and I sped off, leaving a very confused Pete behind.

I ran around helping whoever I saw fight, not caring about the teams and laughing as I made lots of them end up on the floor in funny poses with frustrated or annoyed expressions.

My fun lasted only until the fight stopped and everyone from Cap's team was getting arrested, that's when I decided to give Spider Man a scare. I tapped him on the back and when he turned around I had already sped behind him again so when he turned again, I would be there.

"What the!" Peter flinched away from me, I chuckled in response.

"Who are you?!" He asked me insistent to find out.

"Hey, come on Pete, how could you not even recognize your best friend?" I laughed being my usual sarcastic self.

"What?" He said, I could tell that his eyes were narrowing behind his suit in frustration, "Mr. Stark! Who is this?"