Some Heros Can't Save Lifes (completed)

The Plan

Butters pov

I had to prove to Kenny that I wasn't Professor Chaos just in case he was Mysterion. I also had to prove that he was Mysterion before I took action. So I was planning on my sidekick General Disarray dressing up as Professor Chaos and holding someone hostage, or something. The stupid city members of South Park wouldn't figure out that it wasn't me. I knew that if Mysterion were to see it he'd know for sure, but if Kenny was Mysterion he would have to send me home before becoming Mysterion. If he paid the towns cries for help any mind, I would know Kenny was Mysterion. If he played it off and didn't do anything and the city member was killed I would also know whether he was Mysterion or not. If he stayed put and Mysterion didn't show up then he was Mysterion. If he stayed put and Mysterion showed up then Kenny was clean, but I would have to go and come up with a good excuse why General Disarray was dressed differently so Mysterion didn't get suspicious. I could probably convince him I just wanted our outfits to match. Of course, I remade the costume in a smaller version for General Disarray just in case this needed to happen I would pack my costume which was risky but so was this whole entire thing.

The best part of this whole plan was I got to hang out with Kenny! I really hope he isn't Mysterion. I don't want to have to kill him. In fact, I might even join the good side. I mean hell I have been stalking Kenny since like the fourth grade when the whole super hero thing even started. Of course, Cartman had to go and almost screw everything up by catching me looking into Kenny's window. He totally blackmailed me into all kinds of shit. After that, he seemed to make an appearance everywhere that I had been stalking Kenny so he could tell Kenny at any time of the day. After today though I think that Kenny thinks I was stalking Cartman. Ha! I laughed at the thought that Cartman holding it against me was hurting me when really it was giving me an insurance type of help.