FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ON WATTPAD - RANT!

The thirsty basic bitches on wattpad

Ok let's just be real here. We all know a thirsty basic bitch on wattpad. The one that will complain about the girls in their school being soooo desperate to get a boy's attention, and then goes home to get on wattpad and acts the exact same fucking way. Ever since 'my wattpad love' became a thing, more and more girls have started believing that that will happen to them. Do you want to know why that story became famous? Because it's a story. It's fiction. It's something that a lot of girls on wattpad would like to happen to them, but in reality it won't. You think the characters in Nicholas Sparks novels exist in real life? No, bitch. That's why they're so damn famous - they're a fantasy. 

And you know what, if there are girls on wattpad who quietly hope that they will one day find a boy on here to end up marrying, that's perfectly fine. It's just the girls who act like viscious fangirls that piss me off. I swear if a guy joins wattpad and writes "I'm a guy" on his bio, within seconds there will be a flock of thirsty bitches running to his profile page and commenting their addresses and the diameter of their vagina so that he can make an informed decision on who to fuck. Seriously, why do these basic bitches have the embarrass themselves by literally thrusting themselves at any stray guy that wanders onto wattpad? It doesn't matter if the guy is a dickhead or if he's pathetic (i.e. those guys that try to act like players but can't really get any), the thirsty girls will still jump into his bed once they've exchanged adresses through an inbox.

For fuck's sake women, have some goddamn pride and dignity. I literally saw full on arguments break out on guys' profile pages, where it was like:

Girl A: Oh my fucking god you're like so fucking attractive (Even though you haven't posted a pic which isn't like dodgy at all, but cause you're a boy you're obv fuckable) so like just fuck me.

Girl B: *in response to girl A* Oh my fucking god actually fuck off you basic bitch, he's mine, got it? I mean like he's never talked to me or anything but he's a BOY and he's on WATTPAD so he's fucking mine.

Girl C: you guys are basic bitches, he's mine you fucking bitch. I have like 20 followers and I'm going to tell ALL of them to hate on you guys and then I'm going to report you to wattpad so that you can get kicked off the site. 

Like actually fuck off, all three of you. Reporting each other to wattpad admin because of a boy you want to fuck that you've never even seen before is beyond pathetic. Do you really have nothing better to do than argue over a boy who clearly doesn't give a shit? 

And I looked at some guys' accounts and most of them are cunts, I won't lie. Like there was this 'group' account of like 25 year old boys writing about their 'sexual experiences' with girls and they sounded like immature fucking twats. I  can't even remember what they wrote but it was along the lines of slapping a girl with his dick and thinking it was the funniest thing since Jesus' resurrection. Actually just go fuck off. Their whole bio was basically describing how they get so many women and yet they literally sit there on wattpad all day replying to people and writing more idiotic 'experience' stories about how 'experienced' they are with women and it's so obvious that it's fake because if they really were players, they wouldn't be on fucking wattpad writing about slapping a chick with a dick so that 12 year old girls could read it and have their ovaries explode. They're 25 fucking years old, go outside and get laid instead of sitting at home writing creepy sex stories to attract 12 year old girls.

And then there are the guys that are just outright dickheads. They write about the times when they walked past a stranger and threw an egg at the stranger or the time they called their teacher a fat ugly cow or the time they wrote a note to the 'ugly' girl in the class, reminding her that she's ugly, and put it in her bag. That's not fucking funny, it's disgusting. Throwing shit at strangers and bullying students is not attractive in any sense. The girl that they called ugly might have gone home and cut herself because of what some douchebag did in class. I hope all you 'fangirls' realize that 50% of the female wattpad users have suffered from things like depression and cutting and all sorts because of dickheads like this so pull your head out of your ass and realize that this isn't ok. Just because you think a 'cute' guy is doing it, doesn't make bullying ok. Fucking imbeciles.

Seriously people on here write about the "popular bitch" who's so fake and yet some thirsty girls on here do the exact same thing. They act like completely different people just to get a random boy on the internet to talk to them. 

F.Y.I. It's probably not even a boy (or in your words: a like totally cute boy). It's probably a 60 year old man witha mole on his nose the size of Texas and an unnerving affliction towards 12 year old girls and pedophilia. Or it's just a lonley old lesbian pretending to be a boy to get young girls. Either way, it's not going to be fucking harry styles or justin bieber or whoever else you worship, sitting on wattpad all day writing stories about the time they 'totally banged this chick' 

p.s. I studied analysis and psychology so I know very well when people are lying and there are quite a few red flags that popped up whenever they described their 'sexual encounters'. So don't believe everything you read on the internet. They're probs a 40 yr old virgin.

Seriously though this pisses me off. The whole fakeness is just such a pisstake. Girls who talk about hating fake bitches in school who bully them, have the audacity to come home and sign into wattpad and then act exactly like those fake bitches and bully other wattpad users just for talking to a boy on wattpad that nobody has ever even met. And boys who probably have no friends in real life that come onto wattpad to make up stories about their sex escapades and act like dickheads so that they feel powerful like the dickheads at school that treat them like shit. Anybody who conforms to this shit goes from being the scorned bullying victim to actually being the bully and it's fake as fuck and it's a pisstake. And honestly if you have a problem with what i'm saying I don't give a shit because people kill themselves over this bullying fake shit every day, and you have no right to do that to other people.

Thirsty ass hoes.

I'm fucking done.