FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ON WATTPAD - RANT!

Fandoms

I'd like to start by apologizing for being MIA for like 3 months. I've been recuperating. Anyway, last night I was just doing my everyday 20 minutes of daydreaming in my bed, as you do, (it's very good for creativity actually) and I came up with this dramatic scene in my mind and thought sh*t that's too good to let go. So I wrote it down and started thinking more and more and I managed to come up with about 4 pages worth of the story. Basically, the scene is right in the middle of the story. I don't know why I decided to be so awkward and start in the middle, but it happened. I have a faint idea of what will happen before and after the scene but I still need to plan it in my head. I don't really do written down plans. I'll let you know how that's coming along but it definitely WON'T be a 'write a new chapter and upload it every day' type of story, it'll be a 'finish the goddamn story and then upload it' because as you can see from my two failed 'write a new chapter daily' stories, I haven't updated in 3 months because I don't have the time nor inspiration to write new chapters all the time. I'm kind of a 'write when I have the inspiration otherwise f*ck it' type of person.

This will be shorter than normal, sorry!

This chapter is inspired by 'theflowermaid'. Let's rip on the specific fandoms, shall we?

Bro fandoms. You know what I'm talking about. Best friend fandoms like Dan and Phil or Harry and Louis. I don't know WHY you'd perpetuate a very vocal fantasy about two straight male friends having glorious gay se.x, when it clearly makes them uncomfortable and even worse - affects their friendship negatively. Now 'Dil' or 'Phan', whatever you want to call it, don't act that close in videos and they have disclosed that it's because OF THE CREEPY CREEPERS. And neither do Harry and Louis, which personally I don't care about because I don't watch videos of them since they don't really make any (Aside from interviews but really who has time to go through all of those?) *ignores the fact that I've watched many interviews with Chris Hemsworth* But my point is, don't ruin somebody else's friendship to continue your fantasy. It's fine if you want to fantasize about it but FOR GOD'S SAKE KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

ACTUAL Bro fandoms. This is about fandoms about actual brothers. Like Sam and Dean. Their characters are brothers so WHY OH WHY must you write creepy incest fanfics? Don't even get me started on why incest is wrong (it has nothing to do with the fact that it may be seen as 'disgusting'. It's to do with abuse, but that's a broader topic). But really though, DON'T write fanfics about brothers, yo. It's weird. And creepy. But have as much fun as you like with Dastiel or Sastiel. Omg Sastiel. What a fantastic name. It's just so sassy. Sasstiel. Yaaaas.

Writen by enchanted beauty and edited by me: When you're trying to find a good story on wattpad. You finally find a decent looking story. The description sounds really good and you're like omg finally something that's not cra.ppy. Then BAM! At the bottom of the description it says "Harry Styles fanfic." Just the fact that it's another fanfic kills your vibe. I'm not sure if you already ranted about that but I really hate when that happens.

I would like to remind you all that I don't HATE fanfics. I hate terrible fanfics with cliche plots and uninspired writing. That is all. That's why so many people love After - because it doesn't follow the cookie cutter fanfic style. Also, rough se.x. Everybody likes a little rough se.x.

Until next time, I love you all :)