People who write about dark, twisted, broken characters but end up failing because they don't understand anything about that kind of emotional pain, nor do they have the literary skills required to express such conflictions. So they have a character who is entirely inconsistent and doesn't display any of the signs usually correlated with someone with a troubled past.
When the author just loves repeating words, i.e. "so i went to town so i could get groceries so i saw john so i kissed john so john and i went home so we sat on the sofa so i kissed him again so i went to make food, so sosososososososossosoo" SHUT. FUCKING. UP. Oh my god is it so hard to pick up a fucking thesaurus and educate yourselves?!
When the characters are 16 year old children who are rich enough to get tattoos? Who the fuck is your sugar daddy? They're regular children without jobs, with parents who make an average wage, and yet they have tattoos all along their arms, their legs, fuck they probably even tatted up their hairy balls.
The overly emotional women. It's not just in wattpad stories, it's in real life too. I don't know, maybe it's because I don't usually get hysterically sad about something, but this really pisses me off. Like one author goes "Oh my god one of my readers was like so extra totally rude to me today and like i'm really so extra totally angry right now and i think i'm just going to delete my story because like fuck the world if every single human being in existence can't apprieciate my shitty story, then like none of you deserve to read it and i'm gonna take it off wattpad." well just fuck off then.
And those stories that have nothing of substance to add in temrs of plot so they just repeat the same fucking chapter every single time. Like I read this story that had bloody 11 million reads and every fucking chapter had two characters who said the SAME FUCKING THING over and over again. The guy was like "oh he loves you though" and the girl was like "yeah but he raped me though" and the guy was like "i know but he loves you though" and the girl was like "right but he raped me though" LIKE SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOODDDDDDD. And then the writer introduces new characters who basically say the same fucking thing like WE GET IT YOU THINK RAPISTS LOVE THEIR VICTIMS, SHUT THE FUCK UP. gaahhhhhh it's so FUCKING annoying.
Spelling mistakes in every single sentence. Is it really so fucking hard to click on a BUTTON that was created for lazy fuckers who can't be assed to proof read and want their spelling mistakes pointed out to them? it literally takes one fucking second to click the goddamn button and you don't even have to correct the damn words, they suggest the right fucking word to you, and all you have to do is just click on it, oh my fucking god is it really so fucking difficult?!
Those stories that have an awesome plot but are completely ruined by the author's inability to write. It's actually the most annoying thing ever because as soon as you read the blurb and figure out the plot, you think of all the incredible and creative ways that they could write the story, then you read it and it's absolute shit. What a fucking waste of a plot.
Wedding crashing. I just found out that wedding crashing is an actual, legitimate thing that people actually do... (not just on wattpad). What is happening to society? I swear to god if someone ever crashes my wedding I will slice them with a scalpel. Who even does that? Who intentionally tries to ruin the best day of someone's life, on which they have spent thousands of pounds? These people must have such low self esteem as to actually ruin a person's happiness to gain some sick pleasure. They're like a glorified version of high school bullies. Let it be known that, by law, women on their periods are less susceptible to be blamed for any crime committed as it may be ruled out as a crime with uncontrollable causes (that being the raised level of hormones when she is on her period) and therefore I plan to have my wedding close to my time of month so that any mother fucker who decides to crash it will be mailed home after being cut up in bite sized chunks, and I will be more likely to get away with it.
Seriously don't understand WHY people glorify wedding crashing in their stories -_-
Ok I'm done venting for this chapter. Let me know all of the shit that annoys you, by leaving a comment down below :) xx
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