FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ON WATTPAD - RANT!

oh fuck this shit I'm not even titling this mess

Ok i'm sorry but I just need to get this off my fucking chest before I pull a 'white chicks' move and have a BF (that's a bitch fit, for those of you that are unversed in the ways of white chicks). I don't even care if this chapter won't be that long I just really need to fucking say this before I go find someone to strangle, cut up, and throw over a newly wedded couple like human confetti.

wow. I need to sit my ass down and call a therapist.

No but really, you should just listen to this because seriously it is the most fucking annoying thing since phones invented that fucking side screen flip thingy where it flips the screen depending on which way you hold it, so every time you lie down and try to check an app, the phone screen fucking flips horizontally and changes everything and you're sitting there like 'did this bitch really just change the screen? like, i was watching something, stop fucking flipping your shit each time i lie down'.

Seriously though, my issue is the plotlineof some stories on this fucking website. oh my fucking god i swear every story on wattpad is: "i'm the nerd girl who wants to fuck the high school bad boy player and it turns out he's in love with me like how convenient is that?" seriously, seriously beginning to doubt the value of stories on this website -_- if I looked through 100 story suggestions, I'll find maybe two good ones. WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE SAME PLOT. I mean I get love stories: boy meets girl, they fall in love. That's pretty fail-safe. But bad boy and nerd girl? That's so friekin boring. At least with the typical love stories, the characters are changed up a little. Even though the plot has the same ending, the characters provide differences that help make the story stand out. These stories are all the same: "I walked into school one day and I saw Bilbo Baggings flexing his muscle and girls removed their clothes and threw them at him in an attempt to get his attention, but he avoided all of them and looked straight at me - the girl who talks to her textbooks and wears hand-me-downs that were originally purchased from goodwill on thirty-cents-fridays, where all the shit that nobody wants gets sold for thirty fucking cents. 

(disclaimer: no hate towards goodwill. I've never been there but i'm sure their clothing is lovely. In all honesty is doesn't matter whether you wear hand-me-downs or Prada, it matters HOW you wear it. So if you go into school wearing jack-ups and sneakers with a snoopy shirt that has dried, crusty ketchup stains on it, and an orange and mustard poncho over it, I don't care if Coco Chanel herself designed the damn thing, it will still be the most socially unacceptable thing since 'yolo')