Batjokes You Complete Me

Chapter Twelve

Normal POV

Batman waited in his office space for whenever Joker would arrive, and as he waited he started organizing the crime work he was tracking. About 3 or 4 hours passed then finally, a secret door opened from the corner of the room and Joker walked looking around with his hands on his hips.

"Batsy this place looks like a smaller version of the Jokercave."

"You mean Batcave?"

"Jokercave sounds better." He smiled

Batman walked over to give Joker a kiss, wrapping his arms around him.

"I assumed it would take you all day to get here with how far away this place it." Batman exclaimed.

"Oh, I have my ways." Joker smirked.

"You stole my batcycle again didn't you?"

"Uhh, the Jokercycle. And yes, I spent 10 minutes arguing with Alfred to let me take it." He said all sassy.

Joker went to start walking around to observe the whole room, then sat down. Batman went to sit beside him.

"You seem to have a lot on your mind right now." Batman noticed.

"Bats, we really need to talk." His face got serious.

"Okay, what do you need to tell me?.." The Dark Knight grew concerned.

Joker sighed, "I refuse to go back home without you. You've been gone for a week and I deserve to have you come back with me today. Lucy deserves it too and you're suppose to be the role model father with all your 'doing the right thing' bullcrap." He crossed his arms.

Batman thought for a few seconds before responding, "I'm sorry I've been distant, all I can do is try... I mean, I suppose I can. I'll call another member of the Justice League to cover for me in this evening's meeting."

"So you'll really come home with me Batsy!" Joker got so excited practically bouncing in his seat from how much he missed his batboyfriend.

"Yeah, I will." He smiled.

Then suddenly there was a knock on the door, "Hey Batman, Are you still here? If so I need to come in." He shouted through the door and started turning the knob.

Batman tried thinking fast and shoved Joker in the nearest closet full of his extra batsuits.

Superman walked in, "Okay good, you are still here. I called the funeral home about Lois and they said they'd help me get the reports on her autopsy. If I get the evidence by the end of the day I'll be discussing who we must go after in our next Justice League meeting."

"I'll help if I can like I said before, but at the moment I'm..." He looked around at all his computer monitors to think of a lie to get Superman to leave, "I'm looking through case files of... um.. porn..."

"Porn?..." Superman gave a quizzical look.

"...Um... Yeah... porn..." He looked off to the side ashamed of his lie.

A moment of awkward silence passed and Superman slowly walked out leaving his teammate to his business. The second Superman left Joker fell out of the closet laughing his ass off.

Batman sighed rubbing his forehead, "Why did I say that?..."

"Hahahahaha Oh Batsy! Haha I love you so fucking much!" Joker stood up and went to sit on Batman's lap.

"I'm glad you find my humiliation so funny Joker, I'm not even sure if I can look him in the eyes anymore..."

"You're fine Batsy, now how about before we head home we actually do turn on some porn and have some long overdue clown and bat time haha." He said roughly kissing his boyfriend.

"Might as well, but first I should probably lock the door."

"Yeah, I'd hate to be pushed in the closet again like some side hoe you don't want your girlfriend to catch you with."

"Trust me, I prefer you out of the closet."