Batjokes You Complete Me

Chapter Six

SMUT WARNING!!

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Batman POV

It's a couple weeks later now and Batman was at the Hall of Justice working with Superman. They began working together more often when the rest of the league wasn't around. Batman interrupted what they had been working on to excuse himself.

"Clark, I have somewhere very important I need to be later today. Would it be alright if I left before anyone else gets here?"

Superman looked at him questionably, "Where are you off to in a hurry?"

Batman kept his relationship with Joker a secret from everyone even his own teammates so he thought of a lie instead of admitting he had a date planned, "It's issues with Gotham that commissioner Gordon and I need to discuss in a meeting at the police station."

"If you let us help we can try to fix whatever problems there is with the city." Superman offered.

"Thanks, but it's more of a private matter. I'll see you tomorrow." Batman started walking out of the building.

Superman sighed watching him leave, "He needs to learn work with his team more." He said to himself.

Normal POV

Batman arrived at the batcave to pick Joker up. Today was the perfect day they planned for their long overdue date together, Alfred had agreed to take care of Lucy for a few hours too so they could finally have some real alone time.

Joker was ready, wearing his favorite bright purple suit and was ready to leave with his Batsy. Batman hopped out of the batmobile and took Joker by the hand.

"What? Are we taking one of your regular cars again?" The clown asked.

"No, I thought you might like to ride in the batwing with me and we could fly somewhere far out of the city for a while to not be bothered." The caped crusader smiled.

"That's the one thing you never let me touch!! YES!" Joker becoming way too excited dragging Batman behind him as he ran to the batwing.

Batman just laughed and said, "I never let you in because of that one time you tried turning my batmobile into the jokermobile, didn't want the same thing happening with my batwing."

"But it would totally look better as my jokerwing and you know it!" He giggled like a child climbing in the aircraft.

"Well maybe after the date I'd like to see a jokerwang." Batman Joked.

Joker laughed and they both flew off through the sky.

After a few minutes in the air Batman set the batwing on autopilot and turned on the advancements to make the cockpit into a fancy first class room. Joker was impressed his Batsy went through so much effort for this date.

"Are you hoping to join the mile high club Batsy? haha." Joker winked.

"Just wanted to try something new for a date with you but it can lead wherever you would like." He smirked.

Batman pulled out some glasses and champagne with light music playing. Both missing passionate moments like this neither one wanted to take this time for granted.

An hour had passed, both feeling possibly a bit tipsy, Joker goes to sit on Batman's lap and starts kissing him, "I need my Batsy baby."

Batman kissing him back, placing one hand around the clown's waist, he presses a button to lean the seats back almost like a bed.

Joker starts to undo Batman's pants and upon seeing how hard the dark knight already was he smiled putting his lover's huge member in his mouth.

Batman using one hand to grab the back of his partner's hair, he couldn't hold back his moans, "ooh god yes, just like that..."

Joker couldn't hold himself back back any longer, he wanted Batman inside of him, Joker took off his own pants and straddled his boyfriend. His opening teasing the head of his lover's penis.

"Are you sure you wanna rush this?" Batman asked.

"I can't wait any longer Bats, I need you now." Joker kissed him slipping his tongue in his mouth.

He lowered himself onto Batman's cock, rocking himself and screaming in pleasure when Batsy hit his prostate.

As Batman was fucking him he was jerking off the clown simultaneously. Both moaning and cursing, loving every second of the feeling together. They both ejaculated at the same time, Batman came inside the Joker's tight hole and Joker came all over Batman's chest.

Soon after they both cleaned up and Batman put in coordinates to head home. Batman held Joker close to him, "I love you"

"I love you too boopsy"