Being with a savage wife in a savage marriage:
I run up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled.
"Merry Titsmas!!"
She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled.
"Jingle Balls!!"
I crumpled in pain then mentally cursed.
'You fucking nutcracker!'
Touché woman, I had it coming...
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My Savage Wife
Teen FictionThe girl had a little madness. But the boy didn't care. She was magic and he was on the edge. She wanted to fall and he wanted to fly. And somewhere in-between, they lost direction in their heads, they collided and their hearts combined on impact. ...
