Transformers Prime X Reader Oneshots/Lemons [REQUESTS CLOSED]

Happy Thanksgiving!

I know today doesn't pose much to my fellow American readers, but it's Thanksgiving here in Canada! I just wanted to write some short canons on what every character would be thankful for on this splendid day if they were asked the question. For all my Canadian buds out there, Happy Thanksgiving!

AUTOBOTS:

Optimus Prime - "I'm thankful for everyone that stands by me to this day, sharing memorable moments that we will forever cherish. A leader is nothing without his family".

Ultra Magnus - "What is there to be thankful for? What is this? Is this some kind of practical joke to you?"

Ratchet - "I'm thankful for days where I can relax and quietly get my work done with no possible interruptions. Pffft, like I'm ever going to get a day like that".

Bumblebee - "I'm thankful I had found somebody that understands me like Rafael. With a human friend, I feel more like I belong on this world".

Smokescreen - "I'm thankful to of met Optimus Prime like I've always wanted to. Being able to work along side him is a dream come true!".

Bulkhead - "I'm thankful for my two best friends, Jackie and Miko who I can always rely on".

Wheeljack - "I'm thankful there's plenty of Decepticons I can bust up on this rock".

Arcee - "I'm thankful to have somebody who cares about me as much as I do with them".

Agent Fowler - "These bots should be thankful I haven't beaten them down to scrap every time they tick me off".

Nurse Darby - "I'm thankful for the little Jack I raised to be growing into such a mature adult like I wanted him to be. It's good to know he is in good hands here with the Autobots".

Jack - "At this rate I'm thankful to be alive after all I've been through with Miko and the others".

Miko - "I'm thankful for being able watch Bulkhead beat the scrap out of Decepticons on a daily basis!"

Rafael - "I'm thankful I have somebody like Bumblebee to call family, somebody who acknowledges me and treats me like i'm one of their own".

DECEPTICONS:

Megatron - "There is nothing to be thankful for, other then the demise of Optimus Prime!"

Starscream - "I won't be thankful until I achieve my rightful place as leader of the Decepticons!"

Soundwave - "..." *Plays a recording of Megatron saying "Well done Soundwave"*

Knockout - "I'm thankful for being able to admire this lustrous finish I pull off every waking hour of the day. What? You should be thankful for even getting to set your eyes on this".

Breakdown - "I'm thankful to have an enemy just as large as me to even the odds. It's nice to face a real challenge once in a while, I still think my hammer is more superior though"

Shockwave - "Where is the logic behind being thankful?"

Predaking - "If anybody is to be thankful, it is you! For I am your king!".

Airachnid - "I'm thankful for all the trophies I have achieved from all my voyages. It's a shame Earth is not in the collection".

Unicron - "I'M THANKFUL FOR THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF ALL MANKI-" (Let's just forget I ever asked)