The story behind this is that I actually stumbled across these 2 guys having this convo a few years back in a chat room where the smartass bear actually became a friend of mine after I made a comment on his smart ass answer lol.
There once was a bear named John
he came across this other bear name Kaos.
Since kaso was on all fours and in the water
John asked him how big he was.
Since Kaso was a smartass he yells out "MY DICK IS 9INCHS"
All the female bears perk up at this,
one looks at kaso and says "How you doin'? ;)"
