THISISNOTTHAT

jimin just wanted to elbow it off his face

For a self proclaimed 'bestest best wing-man' taehyung was shit, as Jimin soon found out.

It's been a week since their conversation and taehyung didn't move a finger in favor of jimin's problem.

Except teasing jimin, that shitty grin and the horrendous eyebrow-wiggles taehyung didn't do shit concerning yoongi.

Instead of making a plan and 'teaching jimin how to play' like he promised, taehyung was spending his time making terrible puns and bullying jimin.

Jimin was starting to doubt tae again. He's sure he's out to get him!

Even if tae really was in love with yoongi, is it really necessary to kill jimin,just to get rid of the competition?! and jimin thought HE was crazy!

It was a good day, all the members were there for once, and they were all sitting having breakfast together.

Jimin was going to stand up and make himself a coffee, but tae beat him to it and told him he'll do it for him.

And jimin should've expected something really, why would tae get up just to make jimin's coffee? He already had his, but jimin, the naive kind soul he is; didn't read much into it and was just grateful for his best-friend.

BIG MISTAKE!!!

The Asshole knew he took his coffee sweet! He knew it okay? They all knew how each member liked to drink! It was mostly only one who made all their orders so there's no way he didn't know he took his with 3 spoons of Sugar okay?

Taehyung came back with his coffee and put it infront of jimin and took his place while still watching jimin.

Jimin found it weird but he ignored it. This was taehyung after all. He had his quirks.

Jimin took his cup to his mouth and sipped on his coffee only to scrunch his noise in disgust. This coffee was bitter! It didn't have a grain of sugar in it.

"the hell tae, why is it so bitter?!"

"huh? It's the same as always though... maybe you should stir it? I'm not sure if i did" and he gave him the innocent look.

Jimin shrugged it off and took a spoon to stir it, all while still being watched by taehyung.

When jimin took the coffe to try it again tae opened that shit spilling mouth again and said:

"Well i guess that no matter how much you have, you just never get enough of sugar, don't you jimin" and gave jimin that shitting grin.

And jimin choked on his bitter coffee, that had no Sugar by the way.

Why he choked? Because his sad excuse of a best friend decided that he'll start saying sugar in English!

Jimin was dying and his best-friend didn't bat an eye and proceeded with, whatever it is he was doing: murder attempt maybe? Jimin is sure this exceeded simple teasing or even bullying!

Jin, who was sitting next to him was worried about him and tried to soothe his coughing and hoseok bless his soul gave him a glass of water.

And while jimin was drinking, his devil of a best-friend opened that shit-hole again and said:

" i guess you just loooooooove suga, don't you jimin?" and smirked and jimin was choking again.

Fortunately no one caught on, on what's going on, mostly just looked confused and concerned about jimin's apparent inability to drink today and trying not to let him choke to death.

Later that day jimin pushed taehyung into the wall and confronted him:

" the hell tae! Are you trying to kill me now?!"

And tae just looked at him and smiled:

" what do you mean chim?"

"knock it off! The cracks in your smile are showing. You know exactly what i mean!"

"ow come on! Don't act like you didn't enjoy it!"

"yeah... no, i don't have a choking kink. Don't pull that kind of shit again!" but tae had a look that jimin just wanted to knock out, and he knew what tae meant.

Because when he was choking on the water and jin was running his hand on his back, yoongi took his face between his his palms and wiped his tears with his thumbs.

Not to mention he had his face too close to jimin's looking him straight in the eyes and jimin was lost.

Suddenly there was just him and yoongi, and he felt this strange pull and he started leaning in to kiss yoongi.

Jimin was in a trance and moved his eyes towards yoongi's pouty, strawberry-pink lips.

And that's when he noticed they were actually moving.

Wait, moving? Yoongi was talking? And that's when his brain remembered that jimin had his hearing sense.

There was the raspy sexy voice again! It was sooo close and jimin could feel the shivers inside his spine and then his brain decided to decode the words and supply that yoongi was telling him to breath.

Jimin can breath, if that's what yoongi wanted then that's what yoongi's gonna get. Whatever yoongi wanted, jimin will deliver!

And he was basking on the praise he got:

" that's right, just like that! Slowly, in and out. Exactly! Good job, you're doing so well! That's it. There you go...!" and then he gave jimin a soft, fond smile and jimin swore he saw the light right there! how else is it so bright?

But just like that the warmth against his cheeks was gone and yoongi pulled away from him and the magic was gone.

Jimin was confused for a second and he blinked once, twice then his brain started taking on his surroundings. Jimin wasn't alone with yoongi like he imagined.

He was still surrounded with his band-members who all but tae had a relieved expression on their face.

Jimin could practically see the sin in the later's grin and the shape of his mouth. He can't believe he once thought he was anything but the devil himself!

Jimin was now a fuming tomato, whether it was from anger or embarrassment no one will ever know.(He was blushing at the memory)

And there was Satan smirking at jimin with a knowing glance.

"You're welcome by the way"

" i don't know what you're talking about" said jimin while averting his eyes everywhere from tae's.

" oh i think you do... just be glad i'm the only one who noticed you glancing at Hyung's lips and leaning in..."

At that, jimin's eyes widened and he was now actually red from anger:

" Exactly! Because of you i almost kissed yoongi Hyung in front of everyone!"

"hey, it's not my fault you're so whipped you get in a trance the moment he looks you in the eyes!"

"but you should've known! Are you sure you're trying to be my wing-man? Cause this looks like you trying to kill and sabotage me in the span of 5 minutes"

"shhh, relax chim! Just trust me"

"last time i did that, i almost choked to death"

"but you didn't" and there was that grin again!

Jimin just wants to elbow it off his face.