You Are A What

{2 ~ Strippers Having Tea }

Arianna's POV

Taylor has been out of it for close to an hour, Sam and Dean left not long ago. This hospital is giving me creepy vibes, that coupled by Mr. James's glare is deep frying my soul. Guilt washed over me the minute I saw her in that hospital bed.

Sitting down in a chair next to her bed I lay my head on the edge of it.

"You got this Taylor." I whisper, even though I knew she couldn't hear me. While resting my head there, all the lights go out, static rushed the machines and monitors. Everything was shaking, the light bulbs busted, glass spraying throughout the room. As I was scrambling to pull the blanket over Taylor, it stops. Everything looked chaotic, looking around the hospital room I noticed Mr.James on the ground. The nurses start rushing in the room, checking his vitals, and hoist him into a stretcher.

"What just happened?" I mutter confused. What the hell was that? It made this hospital room a mess. Taylor sat up wearily.

"What was that? Where is my dad?" Taylor asks confused.

"Whatever that was knocked him out cold." She shrugged unworried.

"Well, that puts a hitch in my plans to get a pillow pet now doesn't it? I need one to snazz up the room." She explained. The same doctor from the waiting room came into the room, he starting turning on the machines again. Taylor reached over stopping him.

"I am getting out of here, screw you people." She threatens, gently pulling the IV from her hand.

"Miss, I can't let you leave," The doctor says putting his hands out acting as a restraint.

"Like the hell, you can't." She warns giving him a glare that I was sure would scare most people.

"O-Okay, you may leave anytime." He agrees.

"Thank you, kind sir." She says tipping a fake hat. After he left the room I couldn't help, but start laughing.

"You are Lucifer's spawn." I joke.

"I know." She smiles. With my foot, I push the broken glass away from her bed.

"I need my clothes." Taylor says looking at the hospital gown with distaste. Opening the cabinet in the corner of the room, I pull out her fresh clothes brought by Mr. James.

"Where is my leather jacket?" She asked concerned.

"It is in the Camaro, where you left it." This makes her mouth shape into an 'oh'.

"Another thing, where did those fake agents go?" I laugh at her names for them.

"Sam and Dean went to get a motel room."I say while walking to the door to let her change.

Taylor's POV

Ugh, hospitals are so stupid. I swear the only plus is the large array of coffee flavors.

"Jesus Lord help! How do they expect me to put on a bra with this kind of struggle?" I muttered to myself, out of nowhere I start to think about Lion King.

"Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze it means no worries for the rest of days!"

Did they realize that had a double negative in it while writing it? I never noticed until this moment. My life has been a lie. Wow. Finally, a flaw in Lion King. Still feeling buzzed from the Morphine, what little attention span I had is gone. Even opening the door was a monumental task. When I exited the room after yelling at the door that is, people stared.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a unicorn before? I will water my daisies with your tears." I threaten walking on down the hall. Now, I need to find Ari. Where is that lil bish?

"PANTS ON FIRE! PANTS ON FIRE! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Yelling her stripper name may be considered over the top, but it is vital she hears me.

"Taylor, you can't just start yelling like that. We are going to get thrown out of another hospital." She calls rounding a corner running really, really, strange.

"Why don't you move the top part of your legs when you run?" I asks half teasing, the other part is dying to know.

"Oh hush." Arianna pokes back laughing. This is nice. No furry killer boyfriends or secret agent men. Just a stripper and a unicorn having tea.

"Now, it is time to get you home." She says gently trying to lead me in the direction of the exit.

"Get your hands off me woman." I say in my best old man voice.

"I know you are dosed but stop trying to be an old man."

Arianna's POV

"I am tired." Taylor says as we reach the Camaro.

After crashing into old people, eating a bagel, and hijacking a candy machine, I guess you would be tired. She slumped into the passenger seat, leaning on the window. The car rumbled in a familiar fashion as I drove out of the hospital parking lot. Today has been unreal. My boyfriend was a freaking werewolf, who also tried to kill my best friend. She risked her life for me. An involuntary sob fills my chest, the tears blur the road, so I turn off to the side. I am not sure how long I sat there but when I looked at the clock it was 4:30 AM and my sleeping friend let out a little snort making me hold in my laughter.

Taylor's POV

I am currently in a battle with Sam, Dean, and Ari against bloodthirsty turtles. A turtle jumps at my face, the sword in my hand goes up fast enough to cut off its head. It sounds like that would be easy to overcome, but when turtles want they can go zero to one hundred quick. Just saying. Then the earth is shaking, everything is fading to black. No! I must know if I defeated the turtles!

"Taylor, come on we got to go inside." The voice sounds very familiar but my half-asleep brain doesn't want to process it.

"Who dare wake me?" I grumble opening my eyes a little.

"Taylor. If you get up I will... buy you Starbucks." My inner typical trash rejoices.

"Where do I need to go?" I ask alert now.

"How did I know that would work?" My eyes land on Arianna who is standing there with a smile on her face.

"Oh, house! You don't know how much I have missed you." I say as if serenading it.

"Come on, I bet you are hungry." I nod and start getting out of the car, but pain shot through my stomach and shoulder faltering my glorious food rampage.

"Taylor? What's wrong?" Arianna askss with a concerned look.

"Uh, yeah. The president stole my shoelaces." I mentally facepalm at the excuse.

"Your shoelaces are right there." I look down and sure enough there they are.

"See I always said, 'Obama was a lizard man ninja' and no one believed me." This makes her smile and rolls her eyes.

"If you say so." Walking was a struggle, but I kept a smile on my face. I can't have Arianna worrying about me; not now.