You Are A What

Bonus Feature~ Trip To Walmart

Bonus Feature
    The Trip To Walmart.
This was not included in the story, because of the story line. So, here it is. I thought this would be a fun scene to write, nor was I let down. Enjoy Waffles hope you like it. Thanks

~Unicorn

Third Person 

    Dean pulled up to Walmart. Sam was talking to Arianna about an exorcism. Taylor of course was excited to get a phone because of lack in reading fanfiction. "The plan is-" Dean started but Taylor cut him off. "Dude, it is Walmart. We don't need a plan." Taylor said pointing to the loads of people going into the store. "One of you needs to be with us at all times." Sam said. "I call Simba." Taylor yelled making Sam frown. "I guess that just leaves You and Me." Arianna said to Dean who was ready to get on with his life. "Yeah, ok. Cellphone that is it." He said pointing at Taylor. "Who do you think you is?" Taylor said getting out of the car. "Let's just go." Sam said pointing to the store. " At that time Taylor skipped over to Sam hooking her arm with his dragging him along. "That is what you have a crush on." Arianna said nudging Dean making him sigh. " I don't have a crush. Anyways I am a man. Men don't get crushes." He said looking down at here. "That is a funny joke. Psh, a man." Arianna said laughing. "I really think Taylor is rubbing off on you."Dean said walking. Suddenly a car was backing out of a spot almost hitting them. Dean put his arm in front of Ari making them come to a stop. "Jacka*s." Dean said flipping them off walking around the still vehicle. "Wow. People these days." She said. "The world is going down hill. You can't even walk in a parking lot without about getting hit by a car." Dean said fixing his jacket.

Sam and Taylor (Still in Third Person.)

    When they walked into the store people stared a little due to Sam's height and Taylor's loud and rambunctious attitude. "First we go to the toys, then books, and then we can get a phone." She said rambling. "Woah, wait. We only are here to get a phone." Sam said stopping making Taylor turn to look at him. "Come on Sam. Be a rebel. We can even put One Direction dolls in weird places. Maybe, I can get you to sassy flip your hair near some L'oreal hair stuff with me.." She was swaying back an forth so excited Sam couldn't say 'no'. "Alright, but we have to hurry or Dean will kill You and Me both." Sam giving into the excitement of the nineteen year old. "Yes!" she said fist pumping the air. Sam tried to keep up as Taylor ran through the aisles. "Ok, first I need to get all the One Direction dolls and put them in the baby toys." She said starting to hand Sam arm full of dolls. "People will get suspicious if we take them all at one time." Sam said making a obvious expression. "Naw, they will just think I am some crazy fangirl who is making her boyfriend pack them all so we can buy them." She said nonchalantly.  Taylor fast walks to the baby aisle. Clearing off a space she starts taking the dolls one by one setting them on display. "This was all apart of your plan." he asked making her look at him. "Of course I always have a plan." Taylor said winking. After setting them up they stepped out into the walkway Taylor scanned the signs pointing where to go. "Aha! Hair care." She exclaimed pointing to it. "So, why do we need to go there." Sam said looking at her with a questioning face. "We got sassy flip our hair and take pictures with your phone duh." She said semi-running towards the aisle. Sam was taking long strides walking to keep up with her. She stopped in the aisle motioning to a certain section of products. "Here is your domain of sass blossom young Simba find Hakuna Matata." She said bowing like he was a king. All the people in the aisle for the exception of a girl with bright blue hair looked at her strange. After that they left. "Eh, who needs them." Taylor said walking behind Sam starting to push him to the products. "What are you doing?" He asked digging the heel of his boot into the flooring. "All you have to do is stand there and flip your hair sassy while I take photos." Taylor said making Sam give her a weird face. "What? No. How do you even 'sassy flip' your hair?" Sam said. The girl with blue hair was silently laughing to herself while looking at the selection of shampoo's. "Like this." Taylor said doing a demonstration. "So, you want me to do that and then we can get a phone and get out of here?" Sam asked pointing at her. "Yes, basically." She said smiling really big. "Once then we never speak of this." Sam said making her start bouncing. "Yes!" She said spinning in a circle. 

Hmm, Dean and  Arianna must be having  a hard time finding them. Let's just check in on how they are doing.


Dean and Arianna (you know the drill)

    "Where the hell are they?" Dean said walking back and forth in the electronic area. "I am sure Taylor has went off on one of her escapades as usual." Arianna said trying to calm him down. "Sam, isn't answering his phone." Dean said snapping it shut, shoving it back into his pocket. "He might not have service. Taylor swears the government runs walmart, and lets not forget her theory that they make food so fatty because they want us all to be obese. Just to eat us." She finished making Dean's eyes go wide. "She really believes that." Dean said turning to look at her. "Yeah. As i say 'She has a large imagination'." Arianna said looking at the head phones that was on clearance. "I still don't see why they are not here." Dean said. "Maybe they went to the toys." Arianna said turning around. "Why would they go there?" Dean asked confused. "Because knowing Taylor she can't leave walmart without looking at the toys." She said pointing to the toys section. "Okay, then let's go check the toys." Dean said making a straight line towards the aisle. 

I wonder how them pictures are turning out.

Sam and Taylor (Am I just putting these for fun now?)

    "Oh, so sassy. Work it. Oh yes hunny" Taylor said to Sam who was just standing there. "Ok, now what." Sam said smiling a little bit. "Now we both need a photo of us sassy flipping our hair." Taylor said looking around. She spotted the blue haired girl. "You with the bright hair. Will you take a picture of us sassy flipping our hair?" Taylor said holding the phone out to her. "Sure, why not?" The girl said with a smile. "Thank you!" Taylor said frolicking over she slung her arm around Sam making a 'sassy pose' for the camera. Sam ended up doing one because she threatened to cut off his hair while he slept. "By the way you guys are the cutest couple ever." The girl said. Sam looked at Taylor who was just smiling. "Aw, thanks.  He may look like a meanie, but it's like I have a puppy with me." Taylor said getting the phone back. "My name is Sara." She said holding out her hand. "Taylor and this big guy is Sam." Taylor said shaking her hand. "Aw man, I got to go but it was nice meeting you guys. I hope it works out great." Sara said walking away waving. "Why did you say we were dating?" Sam said giving Taylor a weird look. "Because I didn't want the ship to die. We obviously became her new OTP." Taylor said looking at the photos. "Oh. So, getting a phone next right?" Sam said hope filling his face. "Yeah, I guess." Taylor said ready to get a phone. 

Dean and Arianna (Okay should I stop now)

    "I think I know where they might be." Arianna said pointing to the mass destruction of the One Direction dolls. "Where? Plus what happen to the dolls?" Dean said pointing to the mess on the shelf. "The wild unicorn has been here." Arianna said. "So, Taylor did all of this in the span of time it took us to get to the back of the store?" Dean said his eyes widening. "She works quickly. I am guessing she wanted to sassy pose. If I was Taylor what would I sassy pose next to?" Arianna said out loud. "Doesn't sassy whatever have to do with hair?" Dean said. "Ah! Hair. She would go to hair products." Arianna said that. "Ok, let's got there so I can kick Sam's a*s."  Dean said walking to the hair products. "It kinda freaks me out you know hair has to do with sassy posing." Arianna said looking at Dean. "Uh, I just heard Taylor talking about how she poses." Dean said rubbing his neck. Arianna face palmed. When they got to the aisle no one was there and it was quiet. Too quiet. "She has already hit this area. Electronics here we come." Arianna said loudly pointing in it's general direction. "I am really going to punch Sam." Dean said frustrated. "Calm yo tits." Ari said patting his shoulder. He just looked at her weird.

Sam and Taylor (SORRY NOT SORRY)

    Taylor was at the counter looking at phone. "This looks snazzy." She said pointing to one. Sam walked over next to her. "Just get one, Dean is going to be pissed." He said looking around. "Dean is the white crayon in the box. Okay, you are suppose to just ignore him. He is of no use." Taylor said. Sam just looked down on here. "I just don't wanna hear yelling. God, I am starting to sound like I am married to him." Sam grumbled to himself. "That is because you are married. Okay. I have made a decision. PHONE RIGHT THERE I CHOOSE YOU!" Taylor said pointing to the phone she said was snazzy. The worker was an old guy who looked like he wanted to quite life. Giving him the money and number he set it up quickly then told her to leave. "How rude." Taylor said looking at Sam who was just smiling. "You wanna just pretend we have been here the whole time when they show up?" Taylor said looking at Sam. "Sure, why not?" Sam said chuckling. Then a fuming Dean and sluggish Arianna sped into electronics. "Where the hell have you guys been? I have had to walk through this entire store!" Dean said pointing a finger at Sam. "I have no idea, what you are insinuating Dean. It offends me you think of me this way." Taylor said putting a hand over her heart. "Dean, Taylor was busy buying her phone. You should have seen it she acted like an angel the entire time." Sam said smiling. "I am not buying this bullsh*t." Dean said lowering his voice. "Ok. If that's how you want it." Taylor said starting to walk away. "You are not leaving." Dean said grabbing the him of her jacket. "Calm down Dean. Jeez, we were okay." She said turning around putting her hand on his shoulders. "I know you were okay, but don't go running off like that. I was-" Dean was cut off. "What? Dean Winchester worried about little oh me?" Taylor said dramatically putting a hand over her heart. Dean glared at her. "Dude, I was with her the whole time." Sam said punching Dean in the shoulder. "Dean, it's sweet you was worried and all but I can take car of myself." Taylor said patting his shoulder. "Let's just get out of here." Dean said rolling his eyes. "On the road again. Just can't wait to get on the road again. The life I love killing monsters friends!" Taylor sung making everyone look at her. Dean grabbed her arm and started speed walking out of the store. "Adios, my friends." She said waving. Sam and Arianna was running to keep up. "I am never taking you to a store again." Dean said lowly to Taylor as they walk to the car.