Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Zhong Hui The Black Mailing Bastard

Zhong Hui stood in front of Jia Chong's door knocking as he spoke "Chong, I have a proposition for you!"

"A proposition for me? What could you possibly offer me?" Jia Chong questioned behind the door.

"I'll tell you when you let me in."

The door slowly creaked open, Zhong Hui swiftly glided into Jia Chong's room as the door closed behind him. His room was pitch black.

"So what's your offer?" Jia Chong asked as he walked away from the door.

Zhong Hui felt the wind on his back as Jia Chong walked behind him and sat on a chair in the corner.

"There's been a disturbance."

"Your ego has been disturbed? The 'chosen one' has finally realized his imperfections?" Chuckled the vampire's ominous voice. "What is this proposition?"

Zhong Hui wasn't going to admit to anyone especially Jia Chong that his ego was bruised. Destroying the bitch that bruised it only mattered to Zhong Hui at the moment. Yet he couldn't see in the darkness of Jia Chong's room this only made Hui a little antsy about this blood sucker. What if Jia Chong tried to attack him? Drink his blood? This fricken mosquito!

Wang Yuan Ji's vampire erotica books and vampyre text books just made the chosen one's mind go off into areas where he never wanted to visit. The only person Hui would ever sleep with is himself. The only vampire Zhong Hui would screw was a Zhong Hui vampire. The sexiest man in China was Zhong Hui and no other.

"I need to find a vampire's sleeping place and I think another vampire could help me with that."

"You don't need my help with that... All you need to do is find a way to get this vampire to sleep with you and then you can stake them ...unless they have their fangs already inside you."

Zhong Hui's eyes widened with shock, "You would recommend me to become the whore of some vampire bitch?"

"I thought this vampire was a man..." Jia Chong chuckled crossing his arms.

If Hui didn't need this vampire's help, He would have tempted to stake Chong right about now. "Ugh, I cannot seduce this vampire cuz I already asked her to make me a vampire."

"You were denied... The chosen one was rejected!"
Jia Chong mocked.

Jia Chong's steps quicken it was as if he was going to run into Zhong Hui but at the last moment Zhong Hui took out a bottle containing blood.

"Oh...This is for you, Chong." Zhong Hui said giving Jia Chong the mahogany bottle. "I would be caught dead without this."

Jia Chong sheepishly took the bottle. Never taking his cyan blue eyes of the arrogant red head.

"There's more where that came from." Hui giggled with a sassy pants hand gesture.

After giving Zhong Hui a questioning look, Jia Chong gulped down the hemoglobin. Zhong Hui grinned deviously.

"What makes you think I would help you kill another vampire?"

"Its not that you freely chose to help me. It's that you are compelled to." Zhong Hui smiled brightly.

Jia Chong grasped then started to cough violently. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME! YOU BLACKMAILING BASTARD!" Jia Chong thundered.

"Oh, that bottle had a bit of garlic in it." Zhong Hui said not blinking an eye, emotionless.

"Where's the antidote?!"

"You mean the antidote for this simple concoction of the blood of 'innocent' peasants and garlic. Well, A wise and extremely intelligent person like myself wouldn't carry it on my person."

"Zhao." Jia Chong sluggishly walked toward the door.

"I wouldn't open that door if I was you. It's still daylight out side."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?" Jia Chong hissed. The extreme pain in his chest forced him to come to his knees.

"I want you to track her down. A vampire can sense another undead with great accuracy. If you achieve this I will give you the antidote. Meanwhile the only way this pain will stop is if you feed." Zhong Hui patted the vampire on the back. "Who will you feed upon? It can't be anyone important or you will bring attention to yourself... You have to do as I say."

"After this, I will kill you, Zhong Hui... I know a vampire trick or two."

"You think you can hypnotize someone to give you their blood? You will find that your vampire abilities have been greatly weakened... The only way of attaining blood is to charm a mortal who you are familiar with..." The research paid off for Zhong Hui. "Now who will you choose? As it seems it can't be the Sima brothers, Chunhua or Yuanji their status is too high... But... You could feed upon a lowly bodyguard."

"Why would I feed upon her? She is nothing special."

"That is precisely why you would." Zhong Hui reminded Jia Chong. "You would probably need permission from a Sima." He had no qualms about sending an innocent bodyguard to be the blood bank of a thirsty vampire. "If you don't want to have a donor to relieve that horrible pain! You better hurry up with finding the vampire bitch."

"Who is this vampire bitch?"

"She calls herself... Okuni. A horny ex-priestess who is trying to build up sexy men for her vampire harem."

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"What is Zhong Hui forcing you to do? Jia Chong?" Sima Zhao asked drinking a cup of wine.

"Tracking down a sleeping place of a vampire woman." He said painfully.

"Why did my brother look down when he left his office?" Zhao asked yet another question as they sat down at a bar counter.

"I asked if I could borrow that unusually tall female bodyguard of his..."

Zhao blurted out, "For late night hook ups?"

Jia Chong grimaced, "Not at all..."

Zhao didn't believe him, "You are lying. Then what is the greatest pleasure a vampire can experience?"

Jia Chong thought, He really didn't know. "Blood on just about everything."

"You would screw around covered in other people's blood?" Now Zhao regretted ever asking Yuanji for that one favor. He was thankful she didn't go along with it. "Would it be your girlfriend's blood? Then she might be dead... You both are dead... So I can't call that necrophilia."

Chong grinned and spouted his fucked up fantasy, "No, We would screw around covered in blood and surrounded by the corpses of our slaughtered enemies."

Sima Zhao decided he was no longer going to speak about bedroom talk with Jia Chong never again. This was creeping him out! "That's why the only girl who would want to screw you would be as homicidal as you or even crazier."

The vampire gave his best friend a fang smile, "I believe that would be correct."

"What did my brother say?" Zhao finally got to the point.

"He turned it around in his own way and told me that I will need to ask her myself."

"Why do you need her?"

"I need her blood to reveal the vampires hidden in society." Chong smiled and left Sima Zhao, "I have important things to do, Good bye for now."