Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

The Dragon Slayer

Author: I found these pictures on Pinterest. This is what I imagine the dragon siblings would look like.|

Wei Hua Long chuckled as she gazed at the two undead vampires who walked out of a guest room. A nefarious plan she had formulated in her mind and she was going to act upon it.

"While the humans are out capturing Sakura hime, I will find a way to make the blood sucking couple do my bidding..." She said to herself.

"You could send those soulless creatures to hell to retrieve our next target." Kanbei Kuroda suggested.

A wide grinn formed on her face, "First I will need two distractions..."

She opened a portal to the mortal plan and stood in front of a short warrior in red armor, As he walked down the hall of his castle, "You Naomasa Li are searching for your mother?... I know where she is."

The startled short warrior in red samurai armor replied rudely with flick of the wrist, "You took her?"

"Me? I would never kidnap a dumbass like your adoptive mom! Sexy and cute don't mix and still she doesn't understand that!" Wei Hua Long took this quite personal. "My idiot brother kidnapped her."

"Why did he do that?"

"He claims to kidnap them to make these women his lovers but stops halfway after the abduction. They just end up filling up empty space. I want you to beat my weak dragon king brother to a pulp and take back Naotora Li." The dragon sister outlined.

"You seem like a women that would have something in it for herself other than watching her brother get beat up." Naomasa foretold.

"Oh, I do.  But taking Naotora Li back to the mortal plane is just one small part of my larger scheme." Wei Hua Long cooed imaging her brother getting his ass kicked. "Come with me, Naomasa Li.... Oh, Yes! I also have a present for you to use against my brother."

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Heilong walked silently into his throne room to sit in his chair and brush his fine silky limp locks with a golden brush. Before he sat down he felt a painful kick to his face. A red shoe mark formed on the left side of his handsome facial! First he was slapped on the face and now his face was kicked in.

"UGH! MY FACE! IT FUCKING HURTS!" He raged out in pain.

Ten feet in front of him stood a warrior with a cleaver spear thing! "I am here to take my mother back!"

Heilong stopped crying and looked upon Naomasa Li, His remark quite out of place, "Not everyone can get close enough to me to do what you just did to me... This proves you are no STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE! NO! YOU ARE A RASPBERRY TART! WITH ALL THOSE SEEDS THAT MAKE EATING A TART UNENJOYABLE!"

Xianying bummed in and stood next to Heilong, "Did you just call him a prostitute? King Heilong?"

"Are you insane? Dragon King?" The red devil requested sternly.

"You are either very brave or very stupid to attack a god such as myself!" Heilong ignored Xianying.

"So you are mad." Naomasa sighed.

"Its either that I'm extremely clever or crazy! If you are here to challenge me! You have yourself a fight!" Heilong summoned his sword into his right hand.

"Challenge you? I am only here to save my mother!"Naomasa claimed adamantly.

"Naotora Li? Yes. She is somewhere in the maze that is my palace... Since you bruised my person and came here without permission! That gives me the right to eliminate you."

Naomasa Li branished a new cleaver spear thing, "I have the dragon slayer!"

Heilong's eyes widened with fear, "How did you get that weapon? I locked it down in the palace vault."