Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Interview with L.C.F7: I.I.A.F

Question 1: Why did you write this?

🙀C.F: I was bored. Came up with some funny meat bun jokes and it took off from there. Made Qi a really obnoxious joke about the reoccurring themes of the female characters.

Question 2: Why do you hate Jiang Wei so much?

😾CF: Back in the games before the 7th game, Jiang Wei was one of my favorite characters. Now he's really annoying. Arrgh!

Question 3: Why is Jia Chong your favorite character?

😾C.F: I have plenty of favorite characters. In 3-5 Sun Shang Xiang and Sima Yi were my favs. Sima Yi for the 6. Sima Yi in Strike Force! Sima Shi and Zhao in 7. Jia Chong and Zhang Chunhua for 8 and 9.

Question 4: Why did you put your oc with Chong and Shi?

🙀LC: How this pairing has evolved must have pissed off some readers who like Shi. Yes, I wanted to do that. Shi needs a woman who can take him out and put him in his place, Qi isn't that girl. With the other side of this pairing it's a little different.

Question 5: Why can't you write more lemon or romance?

🙀L.F: I find it extremely hard writing anything close to that. I see characters as two separate individuals, Making them get it on without having them go through something's together is almost like literary raping characters.

Question 6: Why did you make Qi a illegitimate child of Sima Yi?

😸LC: I needed to give her a backstory. Why is she with the Sima? She is half Sima. Make Shi really grossed out, too. Hehheh!

Question 7: Have you played 9? Yet?

😼LC: I was kinda disappointed about what they did with the weapons and clothing. Also they could have added better characters than what they installed such as Lady Bian or He Jin. Some other characters. No, I haven't, yet.

Question 8: Do you plan on writing anything else after to this?

😹LF: Yes, I was thinking about writing something more serious about Fang Qi. I'm also writing a 'Samurai Warriors' supernatural humor story related to this at the moment. I am almost done with this anyway.

Question 9: A Qi story?

In this story, I was thinking of having her k.o-ed but then I was having a little mercy for this Custom character. Yes, A Qi story that doesn't have crazy things like vampires and dragon kings.

Question 10: Anything else you want to say?

😸LC: Remember my dear readers! I like to write stories to piss you off! Half of the D.W Fanfiction on this site is Sima Shi crap, I just wanted to... Disappoint! I look here and I ask! Where is the Jia Chong Fanfiction? So with my insane and diabolical mind I begin to write one. Where he gets raped by a vampire woman, rapes another woman who looks similar to that vampire bitch, deals with her drama, they get sent to hell on an errand and back up again. They get a human baby, then by the power of the flesh fruit they choose to become human again. Life will never be the same but murder, bloody hands and shadow will be.

(No, This story is like a verity of things.)