Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Deadly Innocence

"This feels so... Soft." Qi rubbed her cheek against a furry mound furball over a blanket.

A head turned, "This is my head dress, Woman."

"Sorry, I didn't know this furball had a head." She giggled petting the fur. "What is your name?"

He gave an annoyed sigh and introduced himself, "Mitsunari Ishida."

"Oh, I am Fang Qi." She sat next to him.

"You know... This isn't your room." He said coldly to her.

"Oh, I'm sorry." She got up and left. She ran into a short red head. "Sorry, Young lady."

"No, You are the person I was searching for! Hi! My name is Gracia." She said giving her a welcoming hug. "Mistress Aya said you would take me out tonight."

"Where?"

"Just around town." She said taking her hand in her own. "I want to see the cuisine this place has to offer."

"Most of the 'cuisine' tastes like rice and baozi." Qi indulged favorably.

"Baozi? I never had someone who tastes like baozi." Gracia licked her red lips.

"Hmm, Yes. It's not the best food for your health if you are mortal." Qi lead Gracia along the hallway and into the parlour. "Who made you into a vampire?"

"I... Don't know. Mistress Aya saved me." Gracia skipped and swirled along.

"I didn't think they would let me outside the palace..." Fang Qi tattered timidly.

"You are not going to run away?Are you?"

"No," Qi shook her head.

"Then there is nothing to worry about." Gracia gave her another hug.

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Zhong Hui sat down on his stomach inside his cell. Humming a song and doodling on the floor with a piece of chalk from the wall. He heard a familiar feminine giggle and looked up to see Okuni on the other side of the bars.

"Hello, Vampire bitch."

"I know I'm a bitch and I like it that way." She felt the bars with her hands.

"Why are you here?" Zhong Hui stood up on his feet.

A guard started to open the door and Okuni walked in. She stood against Zhong Hui, "If you weren't so into yourself... I would make you mine." She licked his cheek with her tongue.

Zhong Hui shuddered, "Please don't! I don't want to be a vampire anymore. LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Okuni hoped to get this resolved, "Fine, But after all the shit you caused now you will serve as my human servant until your debt is repaid."

"Ugh, Fine... What are you doing?Get away from me!?" Okuni puts him under her hypnosis with a single kiss.

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Instead of showing Gracia around the city. Qi ended up following the girl around. It wasn't hard to get her interested in something everything was a distraction for this blood drinker! Even the old man walking in the street with his grand kids. She was on the prowl. Gracia liked the blood of thirty year olds. Why? Only the vampire girl can deliver the answer.

"What is your favorite food?Qi?" Asked her new friend.

Qi really didn't know. "I cannot say... This life has just started for me... It doesn't feel right..." She wasn't given a chance to find out which she liked the most.

"This doesn't feel right? How so?" Gracia could not comprehend Qi's cryptic answer.

"... I need... to Feed... Yes..." She muttered.

Gracia giggled, "That won't be too hard... Look around... There is bound to be a good meal here!"

She searched with her eyes for a citizen who at least once looked at her. Qi found someone she knew at the baozi stand. It was Sima Shi. He stood waiting for his meat bun.

"Hello, My lord." She approached from behind very silently.

"Fang Qi! ... What are you doing here?" She caught him off guard. He looked at her white facial, "... What happened to you? Three days ago you looked... Alive."

"Doe's it matter?" She gave him a smile.

"Yes, It does. He made you into a vampire... Why?" Sima Shi requested nervously. He refused to show her that he was frightened by her.

"He said he almost killed me and that is why he made me a vampire." She fortold to Sima Shi bluntly.

"I see... I didn't know it was so hard to make someone a thrall." He replied taking the baozi from the chef.

"Neither did I. Thank you, My lord." She gave him a fast and unexpected hug.

Shi wasn't the one for such and so he carried on, "You may come home if you choose to, Qi."

"What happened?"

"We gave Okuni Zhong Hui and she has promised to comfort her exploits." He recalled taking a bite of his baozi.

"Come on! Qi! Let's go!" Gracia grabbed her hand and continued the hunt.

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Guan Yin Ping needlessly lifted up 500 pound weights. Shang Xiang watched her amazing feat. The Guan girl was physically the strongest vampire.

"You do this when you are bored? Guan Yin Ping?" She commented reading a scroll.

"I have to stay in shape," She spoke putting the weights down.

"You don't need to do that anymore... Your body hasn't changed since you became a vampire." Shang Xiang exposed to her.

With the grace of a cat. Diao Chan walked into the chamber and addressed the two young women, "Zhen Ji and Cao Pi have called us to a meeting, Come on."

The two warrior women nodded and followed Diao Chan to the throne room. Zhen Ji began to speak, "Today starts the day of our conquest..."

"Of blood and fire?" Cao Xiu tried.

"No, Of music, dance and poetry." Cao Pi corrected him.

"Dance, Music and poetry? That's stupid! You should have awakened Zhang He! Or Cao Zhi." Cao Xiu said uncouthly.

Cao Pi forced Cao Xiu to the floor and crushed his neck with his foot, "This is a serious campaign! Idiot!"

A frolicsome chortle came from Zhen Ji, "We will find a purpose in the arts for you, Cao Xiu."

"Yes, We will." Cao Pi released him.

"I don't think I'm all that artistic..." Shang Xiang doubted herself out loud.

"Me neither..." Yin Ping agreed with the Sun girl.

"I will teach you ladies how to dance!" Diao Chan displayed with a little dazzling twirl.

"I don't think I'm all that good of a dancer." Shang Xiang frowned.

Diao Chan reassured her, "Everyone can learn to become a better dancer! Experience!"

Guan Yin Ping cheered, "I'm totally up for it!"

"Good, We shall conquer the vampire world through music, dance and poetry! Everyone we conquer shall submit to the arts!" Zhen Ji tried to raise the morale.