Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Kaguya's Usagi

- Previous on Imbeciles, Fools, And Idiots- Depressed by a brief break up with Wang Yuanji, Zhao goes into an emo phase. Luckily the day after their relationship is somewhat healed by the interference of Shi and Chong. Jia Chong realizes that he has taken his own relationship with the vampire bride in a destructive direction. Six members of the Jin estate are sent through a dark endless hole to another realm by the magic of a moon bunny.

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After a victorious campaign. Sima Zhao, Jia Chong, and Wang Yuanji finally returned home. Zhao called out to his mother if she had made baozhi but there was no reply. He entered his father's office and she wasn't there. Neither were they in their bedroom.

"Where is everyone?"

"I don't know... It seems they have disappeared." Yuanji stated. "If they were going somewhere what would they take?"

"Everything my parents would take with them is still in their bedroom." Zhao began to run to Jia Chong's quarters once he heard his voice.

"What is wrong? Chong?" Zhao opened his mouth.

There was no reply from Jia Chong. He stayed quiet yet Zhao knew Chong was loosing his cool. He turned around and faced Chong who had a disturbed expression on his white face.

"Are you having a mental break down? Jia Chong?"

Chong finally replied, "I swore after I returned... I would fix everything... She is gone."

"Your waifu is gone too? My parents are as well." Zhao patted him on the shoulder. "It seems she left everything behind as well."

"I cannot sense her and communicate with her. It's like she is dead."

"That is odd." Zhao remarked. "Don't loose hope, We will get to the bottom of this."

"I found Deng Ai, Guo Huai and Zhuge Dan. They said they saw a bright yellow light coming from the center of the estate walking home from the tea house last night." Informed Yuanji to the two men.

"A bright light?" Jia Chong feared the radiant light might have destroyed her. Wait! He fears something? The polar opposite of light is shadow. He hates light.

The center of the estate was the garden. Jia Chong hurried to there. He searched for a pile of ash or a chisled imprint of a tall feminine form on the stone pebble path or the walls. He found nothing of the sort. She disappeared without a trace.

"See! Chong! Your worries were for nothing." Zhao tried to make light on his current problem.

"Zhao, Shut your mouth."

"Geez, Jia Chong. What is going on with you? Why do you love her so much?" Zhao snorted.

"She isn't me, Zhao. Even in undeath there is a life force within her. It shows up in her eyes. It was foolish to try to change that..." He mused the truth to Zhao.

Zhao thought about Yuanji and relished in his feelings for her, "I see. We will find them. Nothing will stop us."

Jia Chong picked up the white bunny he found eating grass. He was going to kill it. Instead he pets the animal with his white hand. Kaguya would get angry if someone ended the life of her pet.

"You are a... Cute.. Thing.. I wonder what Kaguya would do if I killed you?" He touched the rabbit from behind the ears.

Yes, Jia Chong killed the white rabbit by drinking it's blood and breaking it's neck. He dropped the rabbit to the ground. Zhao was a bit unhinged by this transaction because he never saw him do such to a harmless creature.

Kaguya appeared from a manifestation of light. She picked up her pet and cried, "You bastard! How could you kill Usagi?"

"Usagi was bothering me... What did you do to my waifu and Zhao's family?" He demanded from the moon princess.

"They were taken by the 'Dragon King'." She said honestly. Usagi rejuvenated and started to hop away from Chong and to it's master Kaguya. "You are going to pay for killing Usagi!"

"What could you possibly do to me?" Chong crossed his arms in defiance.

"I'm not going to destroy you. I'm going to make your undead life, hell! You foolish vampire!"

"Hell is my heaven, Little goddess." He said smugly.

Jia Chong took an orange from his pocket and began to peal it.

"I will... Turn you into an orange!"

"A vampire orange? I didn't know you had a sense of humor, Kaguya." He chuckled deeply.

Kaguya turns him into a pale orange. Zhao picks up the Jia Chong orange from the pile of his clothes and begs her to turn him back, "Kaguya, Please turn him back to his former state!"

"Why should I?"

"You owe me, Kaguya."

"Fine, I will have to find another way to annoy Jia Chong." She used her magic and turned Chong back.

Zhao held a now nude Jia Chong in his arms. "Zhao, Let go of me!"

"Uh, Yeah." He dropped him.

Jia Chong tried to get Kaguya to look into his eyes. "You will tell me what you are planning to do? Princess."

"..." She wasn't hypnotized. Kaguya turned her head and left through a summoned portal.

A few hours later. Yuanji was greeted by another unusual young man with yellow eyes and a dumb smile at the front gate. He wore royal attire.

"Hello, Beautiful doll. I'm king Heilong. I have came here to invite your family to where I am keeping your other family." He revealed to the pretty blonde.

"Where are you keeping them?" She sneered.

He put his arm around her waist and they began to walk, his hand went south to her behind, "At my palace."

Yuanji stopped and she slapped him hard on the face. Luo Heilong cried out and held his face with both his hands. "I'm sorry! Wah!"

Zhao came quickly to see what was the commotion, "What happened? Yuanji?"

"He's the one who kidnapped your family, Zhao." She pointed at the serpent king.

"Why did you slap him?"

Jia Chong came after Zhao and chuckles. Hei Long spoke, "Why are you laughing!? She slapped me for no reason!"

"I believe she does have a reason behind slapping you."

"He grabbed my ass, Zhao." Yuanji admitted shyly.

Keeping himself from saying anything stupid, Zhao sighed, "You know... She is married to me."

"To you? A smart woman like her married to an idiot like you?"

"Enough! Heilong said he would bring us to Zhao's family, please do so." Yuanji cut off them and centered on the ponytailed Heilong.

"Yes, My lady." Heilong nodded and guided them respectably through a portal to his realm.