Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

C.B: Part 2, A Royal Kick In The Balls

On his sky borne balcony. Heilong ate his dinner alone. On days which he preferred silence, He would do this. He liked to eat rice, with some veggies and meat. Lastly a baozhi and some tea.

A light shone in his eyes and so he closed them, "Is that you Kaguya? You are going to blind me."

"Sorry, Luo Hei Long." She bowed to him.

Hei Long left from his seat and stood next to Kaguya, He offered her most generously, "Are you hungry? Kaguya? I will get my chefs to cook whatever you please."

She began to cry and buried her face into Luo Hei Long's silky gray robe, embracing him, "What is wrong? Kaguya? Why are you crying?"

She didn't reply and kept on crying.

Hei Long clutched his fists,"Is this about Tai Gong Wang? If he hurt your feelings, I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SMART MOUTH NARCISSISTIC BASTARD! NO ONE HURTS SWEET KAGUYA'S FEELINGS."

She stopped and looked up to Hei Long, with her baggy eyes, "You would do that for me?"

"You are the only goddess I like that has no resemblance to kitsune. I will defend your honor with an iron fist if I have to!" He remarked most bluntly. Kaguya liked Luo Hei Long's straight forwardness that many mystics didn't have. The one other who possessed this trait was Susano'o who was straight forward in everything he does. Either that be battle, wielding his great imperial treasure kusanagi, speech or taking a big dump.

"Thank you, Luo Hei Long." She gave him a kiss on the cheek. He instead gave her an actual kiss.

She broke away and gasps, "I thought you were married?"

"Divorced for the last year." He comes in for another kiss.

"They let you do that?"

Luo Hei smirked with dirty intent, "It was either that or killing her. I didn't want to murder my ex-wife, so we broke all ties." He pulled on Kaguya's pink robe. She shooed his hands away.

"My king!"

He took her hand and kissed it lovingly, "Come with me up to my private chambers, I want to make you feel like the goddess you are."

Kaguya's cheeks reddened embarrassment,"MY KING! I came here to ask you how the mortals are fairing?" She tried to change the subject. "Maybe they can help you find your father..."

"They are on an important task for me at the moment." He hugged her close and affectionately. "I am not so busy at the moment."

"I'm sorry, I can't join you in your private chambers." She refused an emperor, she would refuse a dragon god.

"I thought you hated the prospect of marriage, So I thought maybe you would find this more comfortable." He gave her a smooch on her lips. "For I to love you as you are."

The moon goddess broke away from the dragon King's amorous embrace, "I'm not going to be your play thing!" She kicked him in his phallus. Luo Hei Long gasped for air and fell to his knees, "I was telling you the truth..." He cried out in terrible pain, held his genitals and was shortly overcame with dizziness and passed out.

"I over reacted! I'm soo sorry! My king! Wake up!" She slapped him on the face.

His brother Lu Dan walked in and picked up Luo Hei Long's body, "Never kick a male deity in the balls, Princess."

"Where are you bringing him?"

"To his private chambers and to call his doctor." Lu Dan strolled downstairs. Kaguya decided to follow Luo Hei's much taller sibling. Luo Hei's chambers were luxurious. Statues, jewels, and expensive clothing. Gold and adamentine walls. His bed was covered by drapes and a canopy for privacy. Kaguya sat down at the end of his bed. His doctor entered his room. She touched his face and sighed, "There is nothing wrong with King Luo Hei, Though his genitals are bruised... He tends to act like this when faced with incredible pain. Here this ice pack should help." His doctor put the package on his groin area.