Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Smiley Face

[Warning from the author: Contains ill morality, idiots, subjugation, and total scumbags and morons. Read at your own discretion. Also to note I will be rewriting the chapter before this one.. It needs to be fixed badly. Yes, I ship Chong and Zhao as well. This is another story to piss you off... I know I made Zhao kinda of a dumbass...]

Zhang Chunhua stood in front of the mirror. She twirled around in her new clothes. These were so much more comfortable than her previous outfit. She kinda missed her cleavage though.

"Now they dress me up like a respectable lady of my status as mother, wife and feared matron... Though I kinda miss my boob window."

"As I said once I didn't pick your hooker dress for you Chunhua... This was the one meant for you. I chose this for you." Sima Yi claimed looking at the brilliant design of her 9th outfit.

"You don't like my cleavage anymore?" She gave one of her creepy smiles.

"It's not that! I rather not have a bunch of young men staring at my wifes breasts when we are supposed to be preparing for battle. Including our sons." He corrected most honestly.

"Yes, I think they also made me go down in bra size." She examined her own boobs.

"I went down in hat height." He revealed shyly.

Zhang Chunhua's smile widened and her eyes ventured down, "Do you want me to check down there?"

"No, My dear... You are not my doctor." Sima Yi almost blushed. He curbed her.

"Are you sure? Don't you like me in a naughty nurse outfit?" Chunhua preferred the dominatrix leather instead.

"Heh, I like the belly dancer outfit."

Zhao walked in sluggishly. He whimpered under his breath Yuanji's name. He looked at the wood floor.

"Zhao, What is wrong? dear?" His mother patted him on the back.

"I am such an asshole... Yuanji..."

"Yes, Well, You are your father's son." She chortled.

Sima Yi bursted out laughing his evil laugh. He was so used to being an asshole, It was now a compliment!

He stopped and noticed something unusual about Zhao. His clothes were now a black color and he wore black eye liner!

"This is so unlike you, Zhao... What is your problem?"

"I had an argument with Yuanji and now she won't talk to me... I'm going back to bed." He sulked walking into the room of his parents.

"... The trivial issues of people your age...You have to solve this matter on your own... Get out of my room you lazy ass." Sima Yi shooed the stuporous Zhao out, "Go sleep in Jia Chong's room... Where eyeliner belongs."

"Fine..." He moved out with a zombie walk.

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Sima Zhao sluggishly entered Jia Chong's room and dropped himself onto the large bed with black satin blankets and fell asleep quickly. A few hours later. Both of the vampires came back from their studies and hovered over Zhao on his left and right.

"What a lazy lout... He claims he's depressed... Then he falls asleep... Shall we have some fun with him?" Jia Chong poked Zhao's cheek with his index finger.

"Oh, I brought my lipstick with me." Qi took out her black lipstick from her garter belt.

"Perfect." Jia Chong gleamed and took the lipstick from her.

Jia Chong draws a smiley face on Zhao's facial and chuckles throatedly while doing so. Qi takes Jia Chong's eye liner and draws two vertical lines going down Zhao's shut eyes and lids.