Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Wei Hua: Lady Of War Tactics

"Oi! Everyone shut your cake holes! I have a special announcement to make! So shut up and listen!" Luo Hei slammed his fist on the banquet table which brought his guest to attention.

"As all you breeding like rabbits mortals know there is to be torturous blood letting trails and tournament. At the arena there is to be only one judge. The judge is well versed in the ways of warfare... Quite beautiful, I would have married her if she wasn't my sister."

Half of the audiences' jaws dropped except for Sima Yi. He somehow had regained his rape face smile from Dynasty Warriors 6 and 7. The Sima Yi, you wouldn't want around children, the elderly and anything living; really... Or around a corpse, especially DW 6 Sima Yi...
You don't wanna know what the DW 6 Sima Yi would do with a corpse.

Zhang Chunhua noticed her husband's facial and stature change. Predatory and deranged.

Sima Yi began to laugh manically not the normal manically. The fanatic extrinsic laugh. Laughter that Chunhua hadn't heard in years.

Sima Yi's out burst of laughter made everyone feel apprehensive.

Sima Yi's long selved hand slithered onto the banquet table reaching for a razor sharp cleaver.

"Yi, dear?" Chunhua asked placing her hand on Yi's shoulder.

"Heh... Hahah... Muhahahah! Time for you to be served my dear Chunhua!"

Before Sima Yi could put Chunhua below the knife she grabbed Sima Yi's head slamming his forehead into the wooden table; leaving a cracked indent in the shape of Sima Yi's face on table surface.

"Father?" Sima Shi peered over his father's motionless body for the second time.

Sima Yi was unconscious.

"As I was saying before that 'shit brick' rudely interrupted me. Shit eating mortals I present to you! lady Wei Hua of war tactics!"

Everyone's attention was brought to a woman with magenta eyes. Her cat like pupils traced to every present entity in the room. Her mouth curved into a pleased smile as she found her place at the banquet table, beside her idiot brother of a king.

"Gods marry their own sisters? Don't they? Luo Hei Long?" Chunhua asked the uncomfortable question. She wasn't here to flatter like her idiot husband.

"Yes, Some do... Mostly the almighty original mystics were forced to go about such nupitals." Wei Hua spoke for her brother. "Good, Our grandmother Nu Wa outlawed such practices."

A dark haired ghost in white, gold, and blue sat beside her. He didn't speak. Yet those piercing light blue eyes traced the whole room.

Sima Yi woke up with a huge head ache, "Chunhua, Why did you do that?"

"The old Sima Yi was coming to the surface." She said simply.

Yi nodded and turned to his son, "What do you want? Shi?"

"I have plenty of questions for you, father but two come to mind and they are urgent... If you made Qi... That means... She's... My sister! I can't believe... I had such thoughts about her... I..." Shi felt the need to puke and so he put his hand over his mouth.

"Now, You figure it out! That's why I told you to never touch her! Besides it was taboo by your mother to mention anything about her origin."

"Just let it flow... And you will feel better." Said the ghost.

"Just... Who the hell are you?" Yi asked.

Shi took his father's hat and began to puke in it. This made Yi even more furious.