Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Of Mighty Assholery

A/N: Here, I gave the dragon king a distinct personality. Since there are many dragon kings in Chinese myth... It was hard to choose one. So I made the current king a former prince who risen to the throne. Nice pic. Bravo to the artist!

The six endlessly fell through the abyss for what have seemed a week and a half. Oddly enough they were not fatigued until coming out from the hole and into the dark clouds of a graying sky. Qi could see a mountainous terrain below. With her flight ability she brought Sima Shi to the ground surface.

"Qi! You have to save my parents!" He pleaded.

"Yes, My lord." She nodded and flew back up into the sky.

"Lady Zhang Chunhua and Lord Sima Yi! Allow me to take you both to safety!" She grabbed both the parents with her arms.

"Get your hands off of me! You dull men's brain's with your bosom, defiler!" Sima Yi tried to get himself out of the waifu's embrace.

"Shut your trap, Yi." Chunhua defended, "This is a matter of life, and death, you don't want to over use your magic? Now do you?"

"My dear... I rather not be handled by a harpy such as the soulless woman who is trying to seduce our eldest son." He returned to the strawberry blonde.

"I promised Chong would never hurt your family, Sima Yi." She consoled placing them both on their feet beside Shi.

"You idiot, I didn't mean violence! I meant you are trying to get into my son's pants! Must I remind you... You are dead- He is alive! I don't want my son fucking dead girls! I don't want you to make him a vampire or kill him. As much a creep he is... please stay with Jia Chong." Sima Yi dictated to the vampiress, Chunhua was moved by his words in a positive way. "Now, that I think about it. Our oldest son is becoming a bit of a... Necrophiliac. Being attracted to a living dead bimbo after all." Sima Yi in mid conversation whispered to Chunhua.

"He must get that from your ancestry." Zhang Chunhua sighed. When chance came to it, Shi inherited all the bad genes. Luckily, her baby boy Zhao didn't. Chunhua thanked the heavens for that.

"What?!" Sima Yi blurted, ignoring Qi.

"As you wish, Lord Sima Yi." Qi turned to Shi who had a nervous expression. His father was right.

Xiahou Ba with Xin Xianying on his back hovers to the surface using his weapon.

"Oh, I could have picked up the both of you as well." Qi noted acknowledging their presence.

"We are fine... Where are we?" Ba gazed up to the dark skies. "Is it like this all the time?"

"A place... That still looks like a more chaotic version of China concerning the thunderstorms, mountains, bare trees, and dark skies." Sima Yi described the surroundings in whole.

"A nightmare landscape." Xianying mused.

"We should follow this river." Qi pointed out to a river to the east.

Once the six reached the river. A rainbow serpent raised from the water, "Welcome, To the kingdom of Wang Long of the north sea. Please follow down south of this river to his palace. I hope you enjoy your stay." Greeted the very corny suijin.

Sima Yi started to rush in the direction advised from the suijin. "Come on, You five."

After several hours and battle confrontations with evil creatures. They arrived at the fortress front gate of the dragon king.

Yi knocked and a pair of yellow eyes peeked from a rectangle barred window. "Who are you? Strangers?"

"We were advised by the Suijin to come to this fortress of the dragon king." He informed the guard.