Imbeciles! Fools! And Idiots

Bad Divine Influences

A/N: This is a more of a Sima Shi and Zhao chapter. Warning extensive alcohol use,drug use and sexual content. In this chapter Luo Hei Long is like those millennials who want to do nothing but get high on cannabis and screw around.

'Bad Divine Influences' Chapter summary: Luo Hei Long invites Shi and Zhao to a debaucherous party. Where Shi gets violated by his fangirls(masking themselves as concubines) and Zhao gets high on green stuff.

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Luo Hei and Zhao had one thing in common. They're lazy. They spent most of their days being fed fruit by Luo Hei's harem. The harem wore exotic and eye-catching clothing. But you can't really call clothing pieces of cloth.
The harem danced and entertained the two louts while everyone was out and about doing stuff that was productive.

"Ummm... King Luo Hei aren't we supposed to do something?" Zhao inquired relaxed on pillows while a heavy chested mystic woman fanned him. He really needed the breeze, too.

"Hmm? No, I have lowly peons doing stuff for me."Luo Hei explained, laying his head on a female's cushioned lap.

"Great! I was worried that I might actually have to do some legwork!" Zhao grinned brightly, relieved.

"Hua Xi, pour master Zhao another goblet of wine. While at it; drop something." Luo Hei leered. Hua Xi obeyed without question.

Zhao was quite enamored by Luo Hei. Luo Hei dictated to his subordinates and they had no other choices but comply. Luo Hei didn't even have to do anything! 'This must be the right way to live not doing anything while doing what I want at the same time.' Zhao thought. Zhao gulped down the wine.

"You can have as much wine You want until you fall asleep." Luo Hei Long gave him a whole bottle. Luo Hei proceeded to grab a harem girl by the waist and forcing her down into his lap where he groped and kissed her.

"Yeah, I was getting tired." Soon after that Zhao passed out.

On the other side of Luo Hei was Sima Shi who was staring nervously at the harem girls wearing almost nothing. His eyes were glued to the heavy chested one.

Luo Hei seemed to notice, "You can touch them but never have intercourse with them."

Shi shook his head, "No, I will not touch them... Why did I come here?"

"Such the gentleman, You came here to party with me."
Luo Hei commented proceeding to order more wine.

Sima Shi would have rejected the invitation to party with Luo Hei but he was distracted by the voluptuous maidens.

Sima Shi wasn't much of drinker. After, drinking down the wine he felt quite tipsy. But the wine just kept coming. He wasn't his mother's son. Zhao on the other hand could down few drinks.

"Ugh, I must be inebriated." Sima Shi groaned as he fell on what he thought was pillows, soft and warm pillows. He heard a few gasps and giggles. Murmuring voices above him. Dainty hands caress his chest and shoulders. "He's so strong." Complimented a feminine voice, "He's very handsome, too." Complimented another, as a hand brushed a side his bangs. Hands searching for bare skin, began to take off his tunic. Shi was dazed he tried to push away the invading hands but a pair hand wrapped around his wrists... "Ugh, Meat buns!" Shi cried out in terror.

Giggles prevailed.

Luo Hei stood. "Ladies, take excellent care of him but remember behave." He advised closing the curtain behind Shi and some of his concubines. Luo Hei likes to share.

"Yes, King Luo Hei Long." The ladies of pleasure spoke in unison. (AKA: All Sima Shi fan girls in the world!)

Luo Hei blew out a few lanterns before he presumed his place laying his head on a woman's lap. He watched a few dance as others played instruments.