Falling For My Brothers Best Friend

Miss Crealy

I had told Johnny about everything, and when I say everything I mean, EVERYTHING. he was a little shocked to hear that in the end.

"So where's this Alex guy? I wanna meet him, make sure he's not on crack or a rapist or something," he clapped his hands together.

"He coming round later, you can meet him then.. Sound good?" I asked back. He nodded and smiled but I was a bit worried about what he'd say to him.

"Wanna make smores? Or just blow up grapes in the microwave again?" I suggested reminiscing in the olden days.

We used to blow up grape all the time in the microwave, it was really fun and then I put hard sweets in the shower head just before Johnny went to have a shower and he wondered why he was sticky when he came out. Dumbass.

But he's been away for so long that I'd missed our amazing times together and our bromance is obviously the best going. But I think Jake would beg to differ on that subject.

"Smores for now little one, we don't wanna go and buy a new microwave because of what we did last time," he sigh at the thought and jumped up to make his way towards the kitchen.

I followed just to make sure he couldn't get the bag of flour and jump out on me with it. Luckily I caught him in the act and waggled my finger at him and he put the bag back into the cupboard.

We were in the middle of making out smores when the doorbell went. And I expected it to be Alex stood at the door. But no, it was Jake and Lily.

"Hey guys!" I shouted to them and they just looked extremely confused.

"Hey Jess, why you acting weirder than normal?!" Jake slightly yelled back.

"BECAUSE SOMEONES HERE!" I hollered in his face.

"Well can you go and shout in their face and not into mine, I've got a headache as it is," he complained.

"NO! but my bromance has finally been reunited," I gave him a clue, I knew he'd get it after that.

"Oh my god, where is he?"

"He's right in front of you dumbo, even I thought that was the most obvious clue," I heard Johnny say behind me.

"Lily, you remember our uncle yeah? Uncle J, this is my girlfriend Lily," Jake introduced the two like it wasn't obvious.

"I know, Jessy gave me the FYI earlier on... Hey Lily," he greated her.

"Wasn't it obvious by his car being outside?" I asked Jake.

"No, I've seen strange cars all over the place an the moment. I though Miss Crealy finally got herself a boyfriend.. But obviously not," he concluded. I saw Johnny's face light up a little.

"MISS Crealy did you say?" Johnny straightened out his jacket and slicked his hair back a little.

"Yeah if your into creepy women in their late forties who still thinks dinosaurs are walking amount us," I told him.

"Is she hot?" is all he came out with in the end.

"Go ahead.." I motioned him out the door. He slipped past us all before heading to the left.

"But doesn't Miss Crealy live to the right?" Jake was confused.

"Yeah I know that and NOW you know that, but he doesn't..." I crossed my arms and smirked.

"Well what happened to Tina or whatever her name was?" Jake folded his arms this time.

"Apparently she was a gold digging bitch, so Johnny went bye bye Tina and dumped her slutty ass," I explained.

"Awwwhhh! She was hot!" he exclaimed. Lily gasped and hit him across the shoulder in annoyance.

I was about to high five her when I saw Johnny stumble back through the gate clutching his face. I tried to stifle a laugh but it came out so loud I think people round the next five streets could hear me.

"What... Happened?!!" I got through many laughs.

"Turns out that was MRS Greendales house!" he dragged out whilst panting slightly.

"Hey, that never stopped you before!" I laughed again. "And by the way, Miss Crealy lives to the right!" I fell down laughing by this point, it was just too funny.

"No shit sherlock!" he stood up and straightened himself out again before regaining his posture and walking towards the right house this time.

"Hey Jake, if we're lucky... We might not see him until tomorrow afternoon, you know, if everything turns out alright," I concluded.

"I can't see him anymore so your predicament looks like it might come true," Lily confirmed.

Typical.