Swapped

Chapter 2

Summer McCoy

This chick needed a life. Jeez! She stood there with her little nose all up in the air for no reason! "There has to be a law against being a teen prude." I huffed "My God are you still a virgin to?" Joy took her almighty stance. Which was shoulders back and nose up. Her eyes however wavered and if I wasn't the type of chick that sniffed out fake and fraudulent chicks I would of missed it. "OMG! You are!"

"That happens to be something I am very proud of." Joy said.

"Wow my seven year old little brother has probably had more action then you." Joy tried to keep her confident stance but she had absolutely no idea who she was dealing with. I was the queen of breaking girls down to size. "Is it your weight? You know bbw is a thing now. You should get yourself some confidence." Joy's mouth dropped open. She rubbed the side of her stomach with her hands as if she was smoothing out her roles. "So look chick it's not normal to just sit in your room all the time studying. Really your missing out on the whole college experience." I said studying her. She was a little frumpy but for the most part it was in the right places. She was round but cute. She had chubby, high cheek bones, high yellow complexion, with a her natural hair she had a bob cut going on. She was 5'6, she had a high bubble booty that went all up her back. And her boobs were ridiculously large. She had to at least be a 42 cup, bitch! She had dreamy eyes, her thick lashes were what most girls aimed to achieve. She had thick thighs to with a little work she could look like something, but first the attitude had to be conquered it was a definite turn off. "You owe me anyway chick. Go out with me one time and I will leave you alone to your sad and boring existence."

"Owe you, for what?" Joy said giving a confused look. I pointed to the necklace dangling around her neck. Her eyes grew even bigger.

"Seriously! You are nuts." She tried side stepping around me but her wide load had me twisted. I was not drunk at the moment and though as my mother always said I wasn't bigger than a minute. I could handle myself. Id taken girls down twice her size and I refused to be ignored. "Hey!" I poked her chest "I was not done talking to you." People told me my face looked all distorted when I felt like I was being tried. She glared at me. "I owe you nothing. I helped you out." She said poking me in the chest. "I will pick you up around eight! Please lose the grandma church dresses. Not cute chick!" I stepped to the side to let her pass but she stood staring at me in the same spot. "I'm not going I have a test in-"I threw my hand up in her face. "Eight." I said and walked off leaving her standing there. I didn't look back but I knew she was standing there. Watching me walk away, so I stopped twerked and continued on.

A few hours later I stood outside her door room banging on her door. "I will bang all night heffa try me!" After pounding louder I yelled. "Your neighbors are getting upset. People I'm sorry were lesbian lovers and she refuses to go down on me so I confess I cheated and she just refuses to forgive me. Please baby I love you. I will never cheat on you again. That woman meant nothing to me. Baby please!" The door swung open and an embarrassed Joy stood glaring at me. She was all huffy until she saw people in the hall staring at her she immediately shrunk. "Awe honey I knew you would come around!" I threw myself in her arms closing the door behind me. "Oh my God you did not just do that!" She said. I could tell she was royally pissed but I didn't care. I went to her closet and started tossing clothes on the floor. "Yuck now that's ugly, ill you actually wear this, Jesus where are you from, and do they not have malls?" She just stood there looking all confused. "Oh now this might work." I pulled out a little black number and she snatched it back. "I wore that to my grandma's funeral!" she said "It's a sad dress!"

"Honey news flash your whole life is sad. Look I should have already been pretty close to smashed. Your holding up progress. Put it on." I commanded