O look, a random smol bean ^^
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SmolGreenBean: Add 'LIKE A BOSS' to whatever you did last
SmolGreenBean: I
SmolGreenBean: Dare
SmolGreenBean: You
ExistentialHowell: okay?
SmolGreenBean: It'll make it sound epic, I promise
ExistentialHowell: drank phil's coffee LIKE A BOSS
ExistentialHowell: huh it works
kingofFNaF: Sucked Jack's dick LIKE A BOSS
SmolGreenBean: I said the last thing you did. That's what you're doing now, idiot.
SmolGreenBean: I mean-
ExistentialHowell: not in my goddamn lobby
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BabyBoiBloo: Hey Tyler
BabyBoiBloo: What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
OneWordStoneface: I dunno.
BabyBoiBloo: It becomes day-trogen
OneWordStoneface: I want a divorce
FabulousBrofist69: You aren't married, dumbass.
OneWordStoneface: Oh yeah. Hey, Ethan?
BabyBoiBloo: If you dare say what I think you're going to say-
OneWordStoneface: Will you marry me?
OneWordStoneface: (P.S- open your door)
Ethan opened his door, grinning when he saw Tyler kneeling with a ring in one hand. "Yes, you cheesy bitch!"
Tyler grinned and kissed Ethan, scooping him up after putting the ring onto Ethy's hand. He lay Ethan on the bed, pinning the former blue boy's wrists down and kneeling over him as Ethan shivered. Tyler smirked as he leaned down, whispering in Ethan's ear.
"Now I want a divorce for that terrible pun you made earlier."
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You sinners didn't think I was actually going to write smut, did you?
