ExistentialHowell: if the government really is spying on my internet usage i hope they like gay fanfiction because that's what they're getting
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SmolGreenBean: I fully support gay couples having kids like Mark and I, but I feel sorry for the kids tbh
ScreamoUkeBean: ,,,why is that?
SmolGreenBean: Because they either get twice the normal amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of 'I don't know, go ask your mom'
FabulousBrofist69: MY HECKING COFFEE
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ExistentialHowell: if i were coffee i'd be a depresso
AngelBeanLester: Don't be like that Danny, you know I love you a latte
kingofFNaF: Yeah Dan, everyone knows you're brew-tiful
emodrummer: You don't know how much you bean to us
toastyken: Even if you mocha us crazy, you definitely keep us grounded
FinnaBunny: You just need to espresso yourself more
ExistentialHowell: i am 500% done with this chat i hate you all
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OneWordStoneface: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
BabyBoiBloo: TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES SMOOTHIES ARE BETTER (A/N: anyone who disagrees can fight me okay)