kingofFNaF: What the fuck
kingofFNaF: I'm buying makeup for a surprise for Jack and I'm so confused
CrankyBoi: Why?
kingofFNaF: Because eyeshadow is like 80 dollars what the hell
ScreamoUkeBean: what the f u c k
DaddyDark: Is it made out of unicorn shit or something?
kingofFNaF: Okay seriously lip gloss is 50 dollars
Paka: That's 50 cheeseburgers
kingofFNaF: This is bullshit, DD help me out here
DoubleD: I would but I'm busy right now, sorry
kingofFNaF: Stop fucking your boifriend and get your ass to the nearest Sephora
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Blurrybutt: I wonder how Ron and Hermione reacted when Harry eventually told them about sleeping under the stairs
ExistentialHowell: "sorry we have to share the attic, there isn't much room" "its fine, i used to sleep under the stairs at the dursleys" "you slept where now"
SmolGreenBean: *cut to the rest of the Weasley family holding Ron back from Kicking Some Ass*
OneWordStoneface: Bold of you to assume they'd stop him instead of joining him
SpookyJ: Harry Potter and the Time He Had To Stop a Family Of Nine Wizards From Killing His Legal Muggle Guardians
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ScreamoUkeBean: Chica no
ScreamoUkeBean: I know you like like beef jerky but this is my beef jerky
ScreamoUkeBean: I'm just. Frozen in fear. Her nose is touching my arm why. Is it so cold and wet
ScreamoUkeBean: If I give you some beef jerky will you go away
ScreamoUkeBean: No you're just gonna fall asleep on my lap I guess that's fine too
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GlitchBitch: What sort of asshole would mix Skittles and MnMs in the same bowl
GlitchBitch: I put them in the microwave to melt the chocolate and now melted-Skittle goop has ruined my MnMs
Paka: >:D
CrankyBoi: okay paka what the fresh fuck
