BabyBoiBloo: CRANK I KNOW YOUR SECRET AND YOU CAN'T TRY TO DENY IT
CrankyBoi: ETHAN DO NOT SAY A WORD
BabyBoiBloo: GUYS HE WAS TEACHING DEE HOW TO KNIT
BabyBoiBloo: AND PAKA WAS USING HIS WINGS TO CUDDLE HER
Paka: I told you to lock the freaking door, Crank
SmolGreenBean: That is so adorable what
FabulousBrofist69: Wait when did they get here
FabulousBrofist69: I'm moving back to sweden im not dealing with Anti again last tine he was here he sewed all of my underwear together
FabulousBrofist69 has left the chat
toastyken: We better go with him
Cryboi: Bye I guess
toastyken has left the chat
Cryboi has left the chat
emodrummer: welp
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DoubleD: Wait
DoubleD: Blazing, what did you mean when you said you and Dan fucked once
ExistentialHowell: we don't speak of that
AngelBeanLester: Um yes we do because until now I thought he was joking
AngelBeanLester: You cheated on me?
ExistentialHowell: does it still count as cheating if i was tipsy and thought he was you
BlazingHomo: That's a story for another day, Philly.
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SpookyJ: Why the fuck is Josh cry-laughing hysterically on the kitchen floor surrounded by Doritos at two a.m
ScreamoUkeBean: He's doing what now.
SpookyJ: He's sitting on the kitchen floor, clutching a half empty bag of Doritos and laughing like a maniac surrounded by broken cheesy corn chips.
Blurrybutt: Tyler what the fuck why is Josh doing that
kingofFNaF: Who the fuck is crying?
kingofFNaF: Okay Josh what the fuck
Blurrybutt: I gave him his phone because he can't speak right now
emodrummer: I was hungry so I started eating doritos but I dropped one and it broke and it sounded hilarious so I kept breaking them
emodrummer: now I am on the kitchen floor with my boyfriend and alter ego staring at me in concern because im still fucking laughing
ExistentialHowell: this is what happens if you live in a gay family kids
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GlitchBitch: ACCEPT IT DARK.
GlitchBitch: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG.
DaddyDark: No. I refuse. I am a Slytherin and I don't care what the stupid Pottermore site says.
GlitchBitch: YOU'RE A HUFFLEPUFF. ACCEPT IT.
DaddyDark: No.
kingofFNaF: Oh my fucking God
BlazingHomo: Dark is a Hufflepuff
DaddyDark: No I'm not.
GlitchBitch: YES YOU ARE
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DoubleD: I'm going to die oh gosh
DoubleD: This chick was flirting with me at the supermarket and I said 'I'm gay with a boyfriend' and she replied with 'I'm so sorry I thought you were a girl'
BlazingHomo: To be fair, your eyeliner was on point this morning.
SmolGreenBean: You must teach me your tricks
SmolGreenBean: Whenever I put on eyeliner I look like a raccoon
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A lot of segments for this chapter because I was bored today.
