ExistentialHowell: i just realized something and im crying
AngelBeanLester: ???
ExistentialHowell: if josh dun was in a race and came first...
ExistentialHowell: would he be josh won?
AngelBeanLester: Oh my God.
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BabyBoiBloo: Lemme smash
BabyBoiBloo: U want sum fuk?
BabyBoiBloo: Yo gurl u want sum tail? Strut
BabyBoiBloo: Becky's smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe
kingofFNaF: Go to sleep, Ethan.
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SmolGreenBean: Hey girl
AngelBeanLester: Open the walls
ExistentialHowell: play with your dolls
BabyBoiBloo: We'll be a perfect family
OneWordStoneface: When you walk away
kingofFNaF: Is when we really play
SmolGreenBean: I didn't mean to start this
BabyBoiBloo: D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E I SEE THINGS THAT NOBODY ELSE SEES
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kingofFNaF: I hate life
ExistentialHowell: same
kingofFNaF: Chica just knocked over my gaming system
ExistentialHowell: ... not quite for that reason
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AngelBeanLester: Dan's having another existential crisis.
BabyBoiBloo: Poor guy.
OneWordStoneface: Does it happen often?
AngelBeanLester: Sometimes...
kingofFNaF: That must suck.
AngelBeanLester: Not really. I've had to feed him cookies all day, though.
SmolGreenBean: Lucky guy. I love cookies. But seriously,
AngelBeanLester: I love him, it kills me to see him like this.
ExistentialHowell: what did you just say...?
SmolGreenBean: Uh oh...
BabyBoiBloo: Busted...
AngelBeanLester: I had to feed you cookies all day?
ExistentialHowell: don't play dumb- you just said you love me...
ExistentialHowell: i love you too...
BabyBoiBloo: ^^^ = ❤🔫 = 💔 ...👍
OneWordStoneface: Someone translate
OneWordStoneface: I think that translates to...
BabyBoiBloo: MY FEELS ASDFGHJKL MY POOR LITTLE HEART CAN'T TAKE IT HNNNG
OneWordStoneface: He's actually screaming.
OneWordStoneface: ... And he just threw his phone at the wall.
OneWordStoneface: ... And it's broken.
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AngelBeanLester: Hey guys, guess what?
kingofFNaF: Sah dude?
ExistentialHowell: please can I tell them please philly please please pleeeeeaaaase
AngelBeanLester: I suppose so, Bear ❤
SmolGreenBean: If you make Ethan break his new phone, I swear I'll kill you both.
ExistentialHowell: I moved in with Phil!
OneWordStoneface: ETHAN NO NOT THE TV
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I had to leave it there, I'm sorry 😂🔫
To avoid confusion, the living arrangements are:
* Phil & Dan
* Mark, Tyler & Ethan
* And poor lonely Jackaboy ;-;
I hope this is a good chapter 030
Until tomorrow, my beauties! 😘
